Tuesday, May 27, 2014

Machinery and memories

That's a fully restored International Harvester Farmall Tractor.
The road to town today yielded some interesting sights and stirred a memory from youth.

OK, I dug everything i can dig, now get me down.

The first such sight was the excavator to the left. When first sighted it was alone atop that little mound of dirt about 10 feet or so above ground level with no other machinery around it and it looked like it had left itself stranded high above the surrounding territory with no way down. Unfortunately by the time we came to it on the way back, it had started filling trucks and didn't look quite so stranded, but you get the idea. The original caption was to be something like "OK, boss. where do I go from here?" or some such. It's a lesson I should have learned a long time ago: when you see a photograph, stop and take it; things probably aren't going to be the same when you get back there.

The second, that tractor in the bushes painted Fourth of July colors is one I have meant to photograph for years. It was to be part of a whole series of yard ornaments in the neighborhood here. At one time it was displayed prominently but has since been banished to the bushes. When I first saw it, I think it had steel wheels, but it now has rubber. It was one of several vehicles that owners seemed proud of enough to display in their yards. One even had a limousine, but that eventually disappeared and my funky project never got off the ground. This little tractor remained.

The Fourth of July tractor has seen better days.
The crown jewel of the day was that Farmall tractor, painted in the original distinctive bright red. That's where the memory rose. You see, I owned one of those as a boy. Oh, it wasn't the big real thing, but it was a Farmall tractor just the same. My cousins and their family lived on a farm cultivating crops and herding dairy cattle. I always looked forward to going there becasue we got to play in this exotic building called a barn. It was a fascinating place with its cattle and hay mow and we used to play hide and seek climbing among the bales on the second floor. You had to be careful not to fall through the hole in the floor where the hay was delivered to the floor below to be fed to the cattle. My hero at the time was my oldest cousin who at the age of 13 was allowed to drive the Fordson tractor as he joined the work force on the farm.

On the days when we couldn't play outside or go to the barn which was some distance from the house where they lived, we played indoors with a miniature Farmall tractor and a full set of operational implements that my cousins had for toys. Each machine was an exact replica of its original with amazing detail. These weren't tiny Hot Wheels; the tractor as I recall was probably 8 inches long and maybe 4 tall. The plow actually dug dirt (usually sand); the manure spreader spread manure; the cultivator cultivated. Together they were as realistic as a toy farm implement could be and I wanted a full set.

Unfortunately my parents couldn't see a suburban kid like me wanting anything to do with farms and discouraged me with every new plea.  But to me farms were exotic places with huge animals and tractors that signified a boy's growth into manhood the day he was allowed to first climb into that shaped steel seat, set the throttle by the lever on the steering column and head down the field determined to plow a straight row. Already one cousin was doing it, and I was the next oldest boy in the family. I might have been able to save enough from my meager allowance, but they weren't all that easy to find either. As I recall they were only sold by Farmall dealers, which weren't all that common in the normal shopping areas.

For what seemed to be an eternity, I had to settle for the occasional visits to drive my cousins' Farmall around their living room rather than my own around my bedroom at home, or better yet that Fordson my role model was driving regularly.

After what seemed like years of begging, one Christmas I unwrapped one, a genuine McCormick-Deering Farmall tractor. That was a brand of the International Harvester Company. Despite the fact I had advanced to an age where toys were becoming less interesting, I was thrilled, and, of course, I had to have some equipment with it. I was allowed one to start and I chose a manure spreader. To be honest at the time I don't think I knew what manure was or why it had to be spread but with all those parts spinning around when pulled by the tractor, it had the most action of any tools in the selection.  Later I recall obtaining a plow as well but it wasn't heavy enough to dig anything harder than sand.

AN ADDITION:  OK, I came across this today (5/29) and as one who has had
an interest in tractors all my life having a serious attack of tractor envy.  No 

caption with this at all, but OMG! 
In time I outgrew the toy, but the tractor remained for a long time on a display shelf and every time since leaving home for good that I come across the real thing it drags up a memory of what was probably the all-time favorite toy from my youth. American farming outgrew that tractor, too, as it was designed for small and medium sized farms which have all but disappeared and newer machinery designed for different specific tasks has replaced it.

I have no idea where my tractor is now; my nieces some day may come across it among the stuff my mother left behind and now that the next generation of our family is having children, perhaps another child will experience the same thrill I did driving my bright red Farmall tractor. Even better if someone could find it and send it along so I could give it to my own grandson, that would be wonderful.

Everything you ever wanted to know about Farmall tractors.

No comments:

Post a Comment

Best headlines ever

Naked pair fed LSD gummy worm to dog

Owners of a Noah's Ark replica file a lawsuit over rain damage

In Southcentral Alaska earthquake, damage originated in the ground, engineers say

A headline that could only be written in Alaska: At state cross country, Glacier Bears and Grizzlies sweep, Lynx repeat, Wolverines make history — and a black bear crosses the trail

Man kills self before shooting wife and daughter

Alabama governor candidate caught in lesbian sperm donation scandal

Sister hits moose on way to visit sister who hit moose.

Man caught driving stolen car filled with radioactive uranium, rattlesnake, whiskey

Man loses his testicles after attempting to smoke weed through a SCUBA tank

Church Mutual Insurance won't cover Church's flood damage because it's 'an act of God'

Homicide victims rarely talk to police

Meerkat Expert Attacked Monkey Handler Over Love Affair with Llama Keeper

GOP congressman opposes gun control because gay marriage leads to bestiality

Owner of killer bear chokes to death on sex toy

Support for legalizing pot hits all-time high

Give me all your money or my penguin will explode

How zombie worms have sex in whale bones

Crocodile steals zoo worker's lawn mower

Woman shot by oven while trying to cook waffles

Nude beach blowjob jet ski fight leads to wife's death

Woman stabs husband with squirrel for not buying beer Christmas Eve

GOPer files complaint against Democrat for telling the truth about Big Lie social posts

Man shot dead on Syracuse Street for 2nd time in 2 days

Alaska woman punches bear in face, saves dog

Johnny Rotten suffers flea bite on his penis after rescuing squirrel

Memorable quotations

The best way to know you are having an adventure is when you wish you were home talking about it." — a mechanic on the Alaska State Ferry System. Or as in my own case planning how I will be writing it on this blog.

"You can't promote principled anti-corruption without pissing off corrupt people." — George Kent

"If only the British had held on to the airports, the whole thing might have gone differently for us." — Mick Jagger

"You can do anything as long as you don't scare the horses." — a mother's favorite saying recalled by a friend

A poem is an egg with a horse inside” — anonymous fourth grader

“My children will likely turn my picture to the wall but what the hell, you only get old once." — Joe May

“Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.” — Ernest Hemingway

When I write, I feel like an armless, legless man with a crayon in his mouth. Kurt Vonnegut

“If you wrote something for which someone sent you a cheque, if you cashed the cheque and it didn't bounce, and if you then paid the light bill with the money, I consider you talented.”Stephen King

The thing about ignorance is, you don't have to remain ignorant. — me again"

"It was like the aftermath of an orgasm with the wrong partner." – David Lagercrants “The Girl in the Spider’s Web.”

Why worry about dying, you aren't going to live to regret it.

Never debate with someone who gets ink by the barrel" — George Hayes, former Alaska Attorney General who died recently

My dear Mr. Frost: two roads never diverge in a yellow wood. Three roads meet there. — @Shakespeare on Twitter

Normal is how somebody else thinks you should act.

"The mark of a great shiphandler is never getting into situations that require great shiphandling," Adm. Ernest King, USN

Me: Does the restaurant have cute waitresses?

My friend Gail: All waitresses are cute when you're hungry.

I'm not a writer, but sometimes I push around words to see what happens. – Scott Berry

I realized today how many of my stories start out "years ago." What's next? Once upon a time?"

“The rivers of Alaska are strewn with the bones of men who made but one mistake” - Fred McGarry, a Nushagak Trapper

Many people hear voices when no one is there. Some of them are called mad and are shut up in rooms where they stared at walls all day. Others are called writers and they do pretty much the same thing. – Meg Chittenden

A non-writing writer is a monster courting insanity. – Franz Kafka

We are all immortal until the one day we are not. – me again

If the muse is late, start without her – Peter S. Beagle

Substitute ‘damn’ every time you’re inclined to write ‘very;’ your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be. ~Mark Twain Actually you could do the same thing with the word "really" as in "really cold."

If you are looking for an experience that will temper your vanity, this is it. There's no one to impress when you're alone on the trap line. – Michael Carey quoting his father's journal

Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing. – Benjamin Franklin

It’s nervous work. The state you need to write in is the state that others are paying large sums of money to get rid of. – Shirley Hazzard

So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence -- Bertrand Russell

You know that I always just wanted to have a small ship to take stuff from a place that had a lot of that stuff to a place that did not have a lot of that stuff and so prosper.—Jackie Faber, “The Wake of the Lorelei Lee”

If you attack the arguer instead of the argument, you lose both

If an insurance company won’t pay for damages caused by an “act of God,” shouldn’t it then have to prove the existence of God? – I said that

I used to think getting old was about vanity—but actually it’s about losing people you love. Getting wrinkles is trivial. – Eugene O’Neill

German General to Swiss General: “You have only 500,000 men in your army; what would you do if I invaded with 1 million men?”

Swiss General: “Well, I suppose every one of my soldiers would need to fire twice.”

Writing is the only thing that when I do it, I don’t feel I should be doing something else.—Gloria Steinem

Exceed your bandwidth—sign on the wall of the maintenance shop at the West Coast/Alaska Tsunami Warning Center

One thing I do know, if you keep at it, you usually wind up getting something done.—Patricia Monaghan

Do you want to know what kind of person makes the best reporter? I’ll tell you. A borderline sociopath. Someone smart, inquisitive, stubborn, disorganized, chaotic, and in a perpetual state of simmering rage at the failings of the world.—Brett Arends

It is a very simple mind that only knows how to spell a word one way.—Andrew Jackson

3:30 is too late or too early to do anything—Rene Descartes

Everything is okay when it’s 50-below as long as everything is okay. – an Alaskan in Tom Walker’s “The Seventymile Kid”

You can have your own opinion but you can’t have your own science.—commenter arguing on a story about polar bears and global warming

He looks at three ex wives as a good start—TV police drama

Talkeetna: A friendly little drinking town with a climbing problem.—a handmade bumper sticker

“You’re either into the wall or into the show”—Marco Andretti on giving it all to qualify last at the 2011 Indy 500

Makeup is not for the faint of heart—the makeup guerrilla

“I’m going to relax in a very adult manner.”—Danica Patrick after sweating it out and qualifying half an hour before Andretti

“Asking Congress to come back is like asking a mugger to come back because he forgot your wallet.”—a roundtable participant on Fox of all places

As Republicans go further back in the conception process to define when life actually begins, I am beginning to think the eventual definition will be life begins in the beer I was drinking when I met her.—me again

Hunting is a “critical element for the long-term conservation of wood bison.”—a state department of Fish and Game official explaining why the state would not go along with a federal plan to reintroduce wood bison in Alaska because the agreement did not specifically allow hunting

Each day do something that won’t compute – anon

I can’t belive I still have to protest this shit – a sign carriend by an elderly woman at an Occupy demonstration

Life should be a little nuts or else it’s just a bunch of Thursdays strung together—Kevin Costner as Beau Burroughs in “Rumor has it”

You’re just a wanker whipping up fear —Irish President Michael D. Higgins to a tea party radio announcer

Being president doesn’t change who you are; it reveals who you are—Michelle Obama

Sports malaprops

Naked pair fed LSD gummy worm to dog

Owners of a Noah's Ark replica file a lawsuit over rain damage

In Southcentral Alaska earthquake, damage originated in the ground, engineers say

A headline that could only be written in Alaska: At state cross country, Glacier Bears and Grizzlies sweep, Lynx repeat, Wolverines make history — and a black bear crosses the trail

Man kills self before shooting wife and daughter

Alabama governor candidate caught in lesbian sperm donation scandal

Sister hits moose on way to visit sister who hit moose.

Man caught driving stolen car filled with radioactive uranium, rattlesnake, whiskey

Man loses his testicles after attempting to smoke weed through a SCUBA tank

Church Mutual Insurance won't cover Church's flood damage because it's 'an act of God'

Homicide victims rarely talk to police

Meerkat Expert Attacked Monkey Handler Over Love Affair with Llama Keeper

GOP congressman opposes gun control because gay marriage leads to bestiality

Owner of killer bear chokes to death on sex toy

Support for legalizing pot hits all-time high

Give me all your money or my penguin will explode

How zombie worms have sex in whale bones

Crocodile steals zoo worker's lawn mower

Woman shot by oven while trying to cook waffles

Nude beach blowjob jet ski fight leads to wife's death

Woman stabs husband with squirrel for not buying beer Christmas Eve

GOPer files complaint against Democrat for telling the truth about Big Lie social posts

Man shot dead on Syracuse Street for 2nd time in 2 days

Alaska woman punches bear in face, saves dog

Johnny Rotten suffers flea bite on his penis after rescuing squirrel