Rapture

For some reason I haven’t gotten behind the fun around the supposed rapture happening around 6 p.m. today though the person predicting it didn’t choose to say what time zone that is based on. If one assumes the appropriate time zone is the one where Jesus lived, guess what, folks in the U.S., it already happened, If that's the case, it happened at 5 a.m. Alaska daylight time and 9 a.m. eastern time: subtract an hour because they didn't have daylight time in biblical times so, it was all over at 4 a.m and 8 a.m. Anyway, just because it didn’t appeal to me doesn’t mean there isn’t humor involved. Here are a few postings my friends made on Facebook:

Good thing I don't believe the Rapture is coming today becau

Before you ask, Rapture is not covered by apple care.

"One of the best pieces of advice I ever got was from an old man I knew long ago. He said, "Kid, never bet on the end of the world. It's something that will only happen once and you won't be around to collect your winnings."

So the world didn't end, don't worry, it's not the end of the world

And, in case you are one of the survivors, here’s a guide to looting.

And, on Twitter, end of the world confessions.
My favorite: It was me, I let the dogs out.