The inmates have taken over the asylum

A collection of headlines found during a single day on Facebook.

Lawless Sheriffs Demand Obama’s Lynching At DC Protest While Leader Meets With GOP Senators

Woman Causes Stir At GOP Rep's Town Hall, Says 'Obama Should Be Executed'

Hannity Panel Slams President Obama For Allowing Women In Combat

Watch Out: Islam, Socialism, Environmentalism Uniting To Kill Us All

Rand Paul demonizes the disabled, claiming most are fakers.

America's Dumbest Congressman praises Egyptian dictator, still thinks Obama is a secret Muslim

Republican Congressman Randy Weber Compares Obama To Hitler

Two Climate Denying Senators Will Now Supervise the Nation's Climate Science

National Rifle Association suing Pittsburgh and Philadelphia over gun laws

Senate Expected To Vote On Whether Climate Change Is Real (In a related move an amendment has been introduced to vote on whether the earth orbits the sun.)

Ted Cruz, Longtime Foe Of NASA And Science, Will Oversee NASA And Science In New Congress

Lindsey Graham: It Bothers Me Obama Won’t Say We’re in a ‘Religious War’

Rep. Louie Gohmert loses control when Anderson Cooper asks for evidence on the 'Terror Babies' Conspiracy!

Fox News Gives O'Reilly A "Historical" Series After Years Of Criticism From Historians

Ted Nugent calls media ‘retards’ who ‘screw farm animals’ weeks before TV special with Sarah Palin

NBC’s Today Show Lets Sarah Palin Blame President Obama For Her Cruelty To Animals

House Republicans Put Obama’s Life In Danger By Holding Homeland Security Funding Hostage

Bartender Arrested For Talking About Killing Boehner, Ted Nugent Still Free

At least there were a couple like this one:

U.S. Racks Up Smallest Deficit Since 2007

and this one:

In a US first, New Orleans finds homes for all its homeless veterans

And of course there had to be one about the really important stuff:

Marilyn Manson is slowly turning into Nicholas Cage