The inspiration came in a supermarket of all places. To
begin with I can not stand the odor of the universal coverup scent, Febreze. A
friend from the old days would have said it smells like a Dutch whore on a
Saturday night. However I know lots of people stand by it. It's called an air freshener
and is designed to eliminate odors. All I can see that it does is overload the
olfactory lobes with a heavy scent only slightly less obnoxious than one might
like to mask.
What happened in the supermarket was I was picking out trash
bags when one box I looked at smelled different. Sure enough, it had the
Febreze logo on the box. Somebody decided more garbage bags could be sold if they
smelled like that obnoxious spray. I quickly put that one back on the shelf and
picked out an unscented variety. But it didn't stop there; whether that scent
was stuck in my nose or whether I passed another product I wasn't sure, but
when I looked, there was some laundry detergent with the foul stuff included.
There's usually enough perfume in laundry soap without including that crap, but
there it was.
Then I saw it on toilet paper and again on wet wipes. In
time I came to peruse products to make sure Febreze wasn't in them and was
surprised how many included it.
That's when the science fiction story came along. Think
about all the super-villain plots in all the science fiction that were aimed at
taking over the world. Not one succeeded largely because of some clever
intervention or simply overwhelming force from a super hero.
Now, suppose someone mixed some odorless toxic goop with whatever
the concoction is that makes up Febreze. Worldwide as people put out the garbage,
sprayed behind a cigarette smoker, wiped their asses, washed their clothes and
performed any of a myriad of
domestic chores they got one good whiff of this odor eliminator and were
eliminated themselves, along with their families, pets and plants. Double your
pleasure because the widespread use of it would also mask the stench of
decaying bodies.
Before long clouds of the lethal gas would be hovering
everywhere (if they aren't already) spreading the deadly air freshener.
Or it could go another way. I once discovered some mold in a
tent I owned and asked a friend how you get rid of it. She suggested Febreze.
That was my introduction. I fired one shot of the stuff at the mold, got a
whiff of the perfumey junk and thought about sleeping in a tent with that sweet
smell in bear country. No thanks. We all know the odors that can collect inside a closed tent, so picture a tent manufacturer infusing the
fabric with Febreze to cover them up. In my fictional world over time the powers that be trying to
figure out why there were increased numbers of bear attacks in camp grounds.
Years ago the town where I lived started spreading a de-icer
on the streets. That de-icer when splashed up on car finishes attached itself
with the tenacity and color of road tar. Someone discovered Febreze was the only thing
that would take that junk off the
paint. That ought to have been a warming for reals.
My journey into science fiction ended with those thoughts,
at least until a couple of days ago when a story showed up on Facebook called
"The Dangers of Febreze – A real eye-opener." The article confirms
the product does not remove odors, it simply gives you a stronger odor to cover
them. The article goes on to list 16 of the chemicals in the soup, many of them carcinogens, allergens, irritants to eyes, lungs, skin and ears among others.
It holds dangers for just about all living things. It's one of the scariest
lists of ingredients I've ever read and I am glad now that I've avoided its use
all these years.
But it sure does make the case for a good super villain to
take over the world in a cloud of sweet-smelling carcinogenic goop. Who would
notice one more lethal ingredient in that concoction?
Here's the article. It lists those 16 ingredients and their
dangers and also offers some natural alternatives. All about wellness solutions
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