Found the parks highway. which way is south?— meadowlakespython (@meadowlakesnake) May 2, 2017
Can somebody tell me what all these fireworks shacks are for?— meadowlakespython (@meadowlakesnake) May 2, 2017
You'd think something with fire in the name would be warm, but noooooo.— meadowlakespython (@meadowlakesnake) May 2, 2017
How am I supposed to hitchhike without any thumbs? @tjonesak— meadowlakespython (@meadowlakesnake) May 2, 2017
Just realized I was heading the wrong way. Warmer already.— meadowlakespython (@meadowlakesnake) May 2, 2017
There's a little dog yapping at me. Come a little closer sweetie. @tjonesak— meadowlakespython (@meadowlakesnake) May 2, 2017
Rumors of my death are #fakenews— meadowlakespython (@meadowlakesnake) May 2, 2017
Somebody just asked how fast I am. See that shrew over there? Want to see that again?— meadowlakespython (@meadowlakesnake) May 2, 2017
a lot of coffee shoppes along here. Hey! Down here. Super mocha cream latte if you don't mind.— meadowlakespython (@meadowlakesnake) May 2, 2017
I wonder if any of these cars are heading for Southeast Asia. Wait. THERE'S AN OCEAN?— meadowlakespython (@meadowlakesnake) May 2, 2017
The Warriors are playing? Great! Now I need heat and a TV. Is there a 24-hr Walmart around here?— meadowlakespython (@meadowlakesnake) May 3, 2017
One word: Florida!— meadowlakespython (@meadowlakesnake) May 3, 2017
Airplanes! I've heard of that. None of these looks like it could hold more than one of me. Prolly couldn't make it to Florida either.— meadowlakespython (@meadowlakesnake) May 3, 2017
— meadowlakespython (@meadowlakesnake) May 3, 2017
Looks like I made the 10 o'clock news. Be sure to tune in.— meadowlakespython (@meadowlakesnake) May 3, 2017
Has anybody got the score of the Warriors game?— meadowlakespython (@meadowlakesnake) May 3, 2017
Well how about that. Didn't even make the lead story.— meadowlakespython (@meadowlakesnake) May 3, 2017
Here we go. See that one guy when he heard about a kid. "Oh, shit, he's edible." #fakenews #criminaltvnews #sad— meadowlakespython (@meadowlakesnake) May 3, 2017
They could at least get a better picture. That's so my bad side. #fakenews— meadowlakespython (@meadowlakesnake) May 3, 2017
Twitter just invited me to be friends with a cute little dog. 😅— meadowlakespython (@meadowlakesnake) May 4, 201
Darn it. I thought I left that skin where they'd never find it. But wow, do I look good now,— meadowlakespython (@meadowlakesnake) May 4, 2017
Hey they gave me a hashtag #snakewatch— meadowlakespython (@meadowlakesnake) May 4, 2017
if you're hatched without arms or legs, is that a pre-existing condition? #snakewatch— meadowlakespython (@meadowlakesnake) May 4, 2017
Hey @DonYoungAK come by here. I see injury by constriction isn't covered. #snakewatch— meadowlakespython (@meadowlakesnake) May 5, 2017
Sorry @DonYoungAK too big a word? It means squeezed really tightly. Get it? #snakewatch— meadowlakespython (@meadowlakesnake) May 5, 2017
Just learned the missing python has a twitter. Words can't describe how happy this makes me. #SnakeWatch @meadowlakesnake— Kristin Anderson (@KristinProducer) May 5, 2017
Isn't she a sweetheart? https://t.co/mpCm7ai786— meadowlakespython (@meadowlakesnake) May 5, 2017
That sun sure makes my new outfit shine. Not to mention waaaarrrrmmmm.#snakewatch— meadowlakespython (@meadowlakesnake) May 5, 2017
— meadowlakespython (@meadowlakesnake) May 5, 2017
Hey @CNN I'm available for an interview if you'l fly me someplace warm. #snakewatch— meadowlakespython (@meadowlakesnake) May 5, 2017
Looking forward to #nakedgardening day Saturday, but I doubt it's much of a big deal around here.#cold #snakewatch— meadowlakespython (@meadowlakesnake) May 5, 2017
Can somebody direct me to a pet store? Thinking I might like a nice little guinea pig or maybe one of those cute bunnies. #snakewatch— meadowlakespython (@meadowlakesnake) May 5, 2017
— Casey Grove (@kcgrove) May 5, 2017
Good luck chasing rumors and bubble wrap @NickUphus. That bubble wrap comparison, kind of insulting. I'm better looking than that. #armani— meadowlakespython (@meadowlakesnake) May 5, 2017
Any good demonstrations this weekend? Bit of a problem. Could someone carry my sign for me? #snakewatch
— meadowlakespython (@meadowlakesnake) May 5, 2017
Me: Mom I'm so excited to come home no snakes!— Churro (@Risa_amor) May 3, 2017
Alaska: HAHAHAHA YOU THOUGHT. https://t.co/i7TjyQ410U
@kcgrove Was that you going by so slowly? I tried to wave but you can imagine how that goes. Nice rig. #snakewatch https://t.co/5OE4TJttRH— meadowlakespython (@meadowlakesnake) May 5, 2017
Drats! Foiled by a snake! https://t.co/LHceLZ1SKr— Casey Grove (@kcgrove) May 5, 2017
#snakewatch Day 4: just drove through Meadow Lakes— Casey Grove (@kcgrove) May 5, 2017
No sign of @meadowlakesnake
Now going to try playing some @portugaltheman
@kcgrove Word to the wise. Never, ever call a 100-pound snake "little guy." We're very sensitive about that. #sizedoesmatter #snakewatch
— meadowlakespython (@meadowlakesnake) May 5, 2017
— Heather Hintze (@HeatherHintze) May 6, 2017
— Kristin Anderson (@KristinProducer) May 6, 2017
— meadowlakespython (@meadowlakesnake) May 6, 2017
Took a cruise around the neighborhood. No #nudegardeners yet. Maybe later. #snakewatch— meadowlakespython (@meadowlakesnake) May 6, 2017
@warriors 3-0 #snakewatch— meadowlakespython (@meadowlakesnake) May 7, 2017
Whoa! I swear the ground moved underneath me. Is that what they mean by rock and roll? #snakewatch— meadowlakespython (@meadowlakesnake) May 7, 2017
All those TV detectives say if they don't find a missing person in 48 hours they're probably not going to. I'm in the clear! @snakewatch— meadowlakespython (@meadowlakesnake) May 7, 2017
Still shaking after my world got rocked last night. Not exactly the world-rocking I was hoping for. #snakewatch— meadowlakespython (@meadowlakesnake) May 7, 2017
Did somebody mention geese? #snakewatch— meadowlakespython (@meadowlakesnake) May 8, 2017
— meadowlakespython (@meadowlakesnake) May 8, 2017
@meadowlakesnake A little patch of sun hiding out!— Stacy A. Koster (@stacy_koster) May 8, 2017
Is my 15 minutes over already? Feeling a little homesick. Maybe it's just Monday. #snakewatch— meadowlakespython (@meadowlakesnake) May 8, 2017
@ForrestDunbarAK Can you point your flat screen toward a north facing window? #snakewatch— meadowlakespython (@meadowlakesnake) May 9, 2017
Been off must of the day. Snake police getting close, needed to upgrade firewalls. Back in business anticipating sweep. #snakewatch— meadowlakespython (@meadowlakesnake) May 9, 2017
@ForrestDunbarAK A place here has a nice branch right over the window their TV is in. I can literally hang out and watch the game. #snakewatch— meadowlakespython (@meadowlakesnake) May 9, 2017
@ForrestDunbarAK We need to talk about 2018. Pretty sure I can deliver the snake vote. #snakewatch— meadowlakespython (@meadowlakesnake) May 9, 2017
@ZachHughesAK Ducking the snake police, upgrading firewalls. #snakewatch— meadowlakespython (@meadowlakesnake) May 9, 2017
— Kristin Anderson (@KristinProducer) May 9, 2017
Well that was fun while it lasted. Hope you all had as much fun as I did. Let's keep in touch, ok? #snakewatch— meadowlakespython (@meadowlakesnake) May 9, 2017
At least i got home in time to see the rest of the game. Go #Warriors— meadowlakespython (@meadowlakesnake) May 9, 2017
Forgive a snake for not yelling sweep loudly. We have a natural aversion to brooms. But I am hissing to raise the roof. #warriorssssssssss— meadowlakespython (@meadowlakesnake) May 9, 2017
@fourhchic I would never make up a story to impress a sweet young lady. #snakeathome— meadowlakespython (@meadowlakesnake) May 9, 2017
#Snakewatch: Can confirm Sam, @meadowlakesnake is home safe in his bathtub pic.twitter.com/JAOufSc3ZM— Casey Grove (@kcgrove) May 9, 2017
A bathtub is so confining once you have run wild. #snakewatch— meadowlakespython (@meadowlakesnake) May 9, 2017
@phillipdmanning Not me. With a plump little child like that I would have been facing the other direction, #snakewatch— meadowlakespython (@meadowlakesnake) May 9, 2017
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