Friday, February 22, 2013
A matter of life and death
Wednesday, February 13, 2013
Enough redpolls yet?
I put some fancy feed in this one and they crowded it until it was empty. |
With so many people reporting large flocks of redpolls mobbing their
feeders, I’d like to share some tips from the Bird Treatment &
Learning Center about preventing the spread of disease.
Salmonella and E. coli are two pathogens that can be spread at bird
feeders. Birds suffering from an infection will often appear more
fluffed and less active than the rest of the flock and may stay for
long periods of time on or under a feeder, seeming to eat but actually
just mumbling their food around and dropping it again (well bathed in
microbes).
It’s a good idea to start sanitizing feeders between fill-ups with a
10% bleach solution, if it is a plastic feeder. For wooden tray
feeders and areas on the ground, scrape up seed remains and spray with
diluted white vinegar (I'm guessing 30% vinegar).
Chris Maack
Bird Treatment & Learning CenterAnchorage
A male pine grosbeak maybe have been suffering from what Chris Maack was talking about. |
And last night cleaned and disinfected and refilled the feeders.
Nothing stops them. Another week another 40-pound bag of sunflower seeds. Come on Spring.
If you haven't had enough YET, here's a gallery from today.
Also the Cornell Lab of Ornithology has an article about superflights and why we might be seeing so many redpolls this year.
Original story.
Sunday, February 10, 2013
The definition of cool
Dawn on the big ocean, father and son. Photo by Annie Daly |
Yesterday and today this blog has been found three times by people using the search words: "Why are Alaskans so cool?" The first reaction was total ego. I read it to mean someone (or at least Google) thinks I am cool. But reading again and giving it some thought, I realized someone out there thinks all Alaskans are cool and wants to know why. That is a much better interpretation. All Alaskans should take a little pride in that.
I wonder what other blogs might have shown up with that search. Well, there's a way to find out, and a search with those words shows this blog is seventh on the list. Back to earth. I only hope those looking to find out why weren't disappointed with what they found.
The whole episode reminded me of an experience at sea. Two years ago I ventured out onto the North Pacific Ocean on the brigantine Kai Sei to study plastic in the north Pacific gyre. Most of the crew members were in their 20s. Another fellow from Hawaii and I were at the other end of that scale, spooking 70. Coincidentally we both had sons aboard.
All these young people were quite surprised to learn I liked Lady Gaga. I could tell by their smiles they thought it was at best unusual and at worst, maybe a little strange. Tough. I made no pretense and a few of them recognized it as simply an appreciation of a person and her music.
That said, one clear and sunny day I was at the helm steering the boat over waves not big, but larger than we had experienced so far. It was that kind of joyous day where I plugged my iPhone into my ears and pretty soon I was rocking and rolling with the boat and singing louder than I thought and pretty much unaware of anything but the sea, the ship and Lady Gaga.
After a time lost in the joy of sea and the music, I looked up to see people walking by with smirks on their faces, or laughing at this crazy old man rocking out singing Lady Gaga's "Bad Romance" at the helm of a 151-foot tall ship.
The cook finally walked up to me, insisted I remove my earphones, and then said to me, "man, you are cool." I remember feeling a little bit of a blush in my cheeks, being rather taken aback about that. But I was on a roll.
Being full of myself at the moment, I looked at him and with all the seriousness I could summon, I told him, "Adam, I am the definition of cool."
Fortunately he took it in the same sense it was given and we both had a good laugh over that.
Because, you know what? The truth is, if you have to say it yourself, you probably aren't.
Real men use yellow machinery
Now that's snowblower. Four hundred fifty four cubic inches of Chevrolet power will move a lot of snow. |
Friday, February 8, 2013
The Gaga is a Lady
She is just about in the middle of the photo with a black outfit and big blonde hair. |
Yes I was there. |
OMG it's going to snow in winter: The frenzy before the storm
Anyway, the news today is: It is going to snow in winter. You can tell by all the courageous reporters standing outside with a few flakes flying around them essentially to tell people it is snowing. And, speaking of advice, those reporters are standing out braving the snow and wind, advising people to stay indoors. Why would anyone take advice from someone stupid enough to stand out in the storm he's advising people not to go out into? It's all for the drama after all, isn't it?
And then, there's this from my favorite Tweeter: Bronx Zoo's Cobra
Saturday, February 2, 2013
The invasion of the redpolls is on!
BIG UPDATE: Last week as mentioned below I asked people on the Audubon website if anyone else was seeing unusually large numbers of redpolls this year. There have been several responses along with some good advice and a wonderful rescue story. I added them below with the newer ones at the top. Polling Hollywood now for invasion of the redpolls movie. (I boldfaced the advice)
Original blog post:
This has become fun, if expensive. The birds, mostly common redpolls went through 40 pounds of sunflower seeds in a week. That's not an exaggeration. I opened one a week ago Thursday and Thursday this week I had to buy another one and open it immediately to keep up with them.
A news story February 13.
The answer might be in this article about superflights from the Cornell Lab of Ornithology
HERE ARE SOME OF THE AUDUBON RESPONSES:
QUICK UPDATE: Forty pound bags of black oil sunflower seeds are $4 cheaper at 3 Bears than they are at Walmart. Same Alaska brand. $33 and change.
I believe this is a Leucistic Redpoll. It was amongst the Common Redpolls that frequent my bird feeders on a daily basis. Here's the link.
--South Anchorage, mid hillside 2/8
The redpolls here in Nikiski seem to be increasing in numbers. Plus I'm still getting lots of chickadees (black capped and boreal) and nuthatches. Not as many Grosbeaks and gray jays, but I'm sure they will come back soon.
-- Nikiski 2/8
-- Tim 2/8
Back in the 70's and 80's we used to have flocks of redpolls at our bird feeders and I literally haven't seen one since -- until this year. This past week we've had lots of them. I don't have a clue … but I'm glad you're on it.
-- Talkeetna Robin 2/4
-- Tim
-- South Anchorage 2/5
-- Homer 2/5
-- Nikiski 2/5
-- Anchorage
--- Homer
-- Anchorage
-- Talkeetna
-- Anchorage
A NOTE: If anyone else can't find sunflower seeds, while I hesitate to promote Walmart, they do carry 40-pound bags (and also smaller ones). They have a variety of other feeds as well and they at least sell the Alaska brand. Also note the message from Talkeetna above. Putting out mixed feed slows down the consumption of sunflower seeds.
-- Anchorage
The Blacked-capped Chickadees still are around a bit, but the Nuthatches seem to have "been driven off" perhaps. I won't complain though...it's a wonderful Sunday morning sipping coffee and watching the Redpolls mob the feeders. I bet the word "Redpoll" is mentioned 25 times a day in my house these days.
-- Anchorage
-- Soldotna
Best headlines ever
Naked pair fed LSD gummy worm to dog
Owners of a Noah's Ark replica file a lawsuit over rain damage
In Southcentral Alaska earthquake, damage originated in the ground, engineers say
A headline that could only be written in Alaska: At state cross country, Glacier Bears and Grizzlies sweep, Lynx repeat, Wolverines make history — and a black bear crosses the trail
Man kills self before shooting wife and daughter
Alabama governor candidate caught in lesbian sperm donation scandal
Sister hits moose on way to visit sister who hit moose.
Man caught driving stolen car filled with radioactive uranium, rattlesnake, whiskey
Man loses his testicles after attempting to smoke weed through a SCUBA tank
Church Mutual Insurance won't cover Church's flood damage because it's 'an act of God'
Homicide victims rarely talk to police
Meerkat Expert Attacked Monkey Handler Over Love Affair with Llama Keeper
GOP congressman opposes gun control because gay marriage leads to bestiality
Owner of killer bear chokes to death on sex toy
Support for legalizing pot hits all-time high
Give me all your money or my penguin will explode
How zombie worms have sex in whale bones
Crocodile steals zoo worker's lawn mower
Woman shot by oven while trying to cook waffles
Nude beach blowjob jet ski fight leads to wife's death
Woman stabs husband with squirrel for not buying beer Christmas Eve
GOPer files complaint against Democrat for telling the truth about Big Lie social posts
Man shot dead on Syracuse Street for 2nd time in 2 days
Alaska woman punches bear in face, saves dog
Johnny Rotten suffers flea bite on his penis after rescuing squirrel
Memorable quotations
The best way to know you are having an adventure is when you wish you were home talking about it." — a mechanic on the Alaska State Ferry System. Or as in my own case planning how I will be writing it on this blog.
"You can't promote principled anti-corruption without pissing off corrupt people." — George Kent
"If only the British had held on to the airports, the whole thing might have gone differently for us." — Mick Jagger
"You can do anything as long as you don't scare the horses." — a mother's favorite saying recalled by a friend
A poem is an egg with a horse inside” — anonymous fourth grader
“My children will likely turn my picture to the wall but what the hell, you only get old once." — Joe May
“Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.” — Ernest Hemingway
When I write, I feel like an armless, legless man with a crayon in his mouth.― Kurt Vonnegut
“If you wrote something for which someone sent you a cheque, if you cashed the cheque and it didn't bounce, and if you then paid the light bill with the money, I consider you talented.”―Stephen King
The thing about ignorance is, you don't have to remain ignorant. — me again"
"It was like the aftermath of an orgasm with the wrong partner." – David Lagercrants “The Girl in the Spider’s Web.”
Why worry about dying, you aren't going to live to regret it.
Never debate with someone who gets ink by the barrel" — George Hayes, former Alaska Attorney General who died recently
My dear Mr. Frost: two roads never diverge in a yellow wood. Three roads meet there. — @Shakespeare on Twitter
Normal is how somebody else thinks you should act.
"The mark of a great shiphandler is never getting into situations that require great shiphandling," Adm. Ernest King, USN
Me: Does the restaurant have cute waitresses?
My friend Gail: All waitresses are cute when you're hungry.
I'm not a writer, but sometimes I push around words to see what happens. – Scott Berry
I realized today how many of my stories start out "years ago." What's next? Once upon a time?"
“The rivers of Alaska are strewn with the bones of men who made but one mistake” - Fred McGarry, a Nushagak Trapper
Many people hear voices when no one is there. Some of them are called mad and are shut up in rooms where they stared at walls all day. Others are called writers and they do pretty much the same thing. – Meg Chittenden
A non-writing writer is a monster courting insanity. – Franz Kafka
We are all immortal until the one day we are not. – me again
If the muse is late, start without her – Peter S. Beagle
Substitute ‘damn’ every time you’re inclined to write ‘very;’ your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be. ~Mark Twain Actually you could do the same thing with the word "really" as in "really cold."
If you are looking for an experience that will temper your vanity, this is it. There's no one to impress when you're alone on the trap line. – Michael Carey quoting his father's journal
Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing. – Benjamin Franklin
It’s nervous work. The state you need to write in is the state that others are paying large sums of money to get rid of. – Shirley Hazzard
So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence -- Bertrand Russell
You know that I always just wanted to have a small ship to take stuff from a place that had a lot of that stuff to a place that did not have a lot of that stuff and so prosper.—Jackie Faber, “The Wake of the Lorelei Lee”
If you attack the arguer instead of the argument, you lose both
If an insurance company won’t pay for damages caused by an “act of God,” shouldn’t it then have to prove the existence of God? – I said that
I used to think getting old was about vanity—but actually it’s about losing people you love. Getting wrinkles is trivial. – Eugene O’Neill
German General to Swiss General: “You have only 500,000 men in your army; what would you do if I invaded with 1 million men?”
Swiss General: “Well, I suppose every one of my soldiers would need to fire twice.”
Writing is the only thing that when I do it, I don’t feel I should be doing something else.—Gloria Steinem
Exceed your bandwidth—sign on the wall of the maintenance shop at the West Coast/Alaska Tsunami Warning Center
One thing I do know, if you keep at it, you usually wind up getting something done.—Patricia Monaghan
Do you want to know what kind of person makes the best reporter? I’ll tell you. A borderline sociopath. Someone smart, inquisitive, stubborn, disorganized, chaotic, and in a perpetual state of simmering rage at the failings of the world.—Brett Arends
It is a very simple mind that only knows how to spell a word one way.—Andrew Jackson
3:30 is too late or too early to do anything—Rene Descartes
Everything is okay when it’s 50-below as long as everything is okay. – an Alaskan in Tom Walker’s “The Seventymile Kid”
You can have your own opinion but you can’t have your own science.—commenter arguing on a story about polar bears and global warming
He looks at three ex wives as a good start—TV police drama
Talkeetna: A friendly little drinking town with a climbing problem.—a handmade bumper sticker
“You’re either into the wall or into the show”—Marco Andretti on giving it all to qualify last at the 2011 Indy 500
Makeup is not for the faint of heart—the makeup guerrilla
“I’m going to relax in a very adult manner.”—Danica Patrick after sweating it out and qualifying half an hour before Andretti
“Asking Congress to come back is like asking a mugger to come back because he forgot your wallet.”—a roundtable participant on Fox of all places
As Republicans go further back in the conception process to define when life actually begins, I am beginning to think the eventual definition will be life begins in the beer I was drinking when I met her.—me again
Hunting is a “critical element for the long-term conservation of wood bison.”—a state department of Fish and Game official explaining why the state would not go along with a federal plan to reintroduce wood bison in Alaska because the agreement did not specifically allow hunting
Each day do something that won’t compute – anon
I can’t belive I still have to protest this shit – a sign carriend by an elderly woman at an Occupy demonstration
Life should be a little nuts or else it’s just a bunch of Thursdays strung together—Kevin Costner as Beau Burroughs in “Rumor has it”
You’re just a wanker whipping up fear —Irish President Michael D. Higgins to a tea party radio announcer
Being president doesn’t change who you are; it reveals who you are—Michelle Obama
Sports malaprops
Commenting on an athlete with hearing impairment he said the player didn’t show any “uncomfortability.” “He's not doing things he can't do."
"… there's a fearlessment about him …"
"He's got to have the lead if he's going to win this race." "
"Kansas has always had the ability to score with the basketball."
"NFL to put computer chips in balls." Oh, that's gotta hurt.
"Now that you're in the finals you have to run the race that's going to get you on the podium."
"It's very important for both sides that they stay on their feet."
This is why you get to hate sportscasters. Kansas beats Texas for the first time since 1938. So the pundits open their segment with the question "let's talk about what went wrong." Wrong? Kansas WON a football game! That's what went RIGHT!
"I brought out the thermostat to show you how cold it is here." Points to a thermometer reading zero in Minneapolis.
"It's tough to win on the road when you turn the ball over." Oh, really? Like you can do all right if you turn the ball over playing at home?
Cliches so embedded in sportscasters' minds they can't help themselves: "Minnesota fell from the ranks of the undefeated today." What ranks? They were the only undefeated team left.
A good one: A 5'10" player went up and caught a pass off a defensive back over six feet tall. The quote? "He's got some hops."
Best homonym of the day so far: "It's all tied. Alabama 34, Kentucky 3." Oh, Tide.
"Steve Hooker commentates on his Olympic pole vault gold medal." When "comments" just won't do.
"He's certainly capable of the top ten, maybe even higher than that."
"Atlanta is capable of doing what they're doing."
"Biyombo, one of seven kids from the Republic of Congo." In the NBA? In America? In his whole country?
"You can't come out and be aggressive but you can't come out and be unaggressive."
"They're gonna be in every game they play!"
"First you have to get two strikes on the hitter before you get the strikeout."
"The game ended in the final seconds." You have to wonder when the others ended or are they still going on?
How is a team down by one touchdown before the half "totally demoralized?"
"If they score runs they will win."
"I think the matchup is what it is"
After a play a Houston defender was on his knees, his head on the ground and his hand underneath him appeared to clutch a very sensitive part of the male anatomy. He rolled onto his back and quickly removed his hand. (Remember the old Cosby routine "you cannot touch certain parts of your body?") Finally they helped the guy to the sideline and then the replay was shown. In it the guy clearly took a hard knee between his thighs. As this was being shown, one of the announcers says, "It looks like he hurt his shoulder." The other agrees and then they both talk about how serious a shoulder injury can be. Were we watching the same game?
"Somebody is going to be the quarterback or we're going to see a new quarterback."
"That was a playmaker making a play.”