Saturday, November 4, 2023

Prince William and the Blueberry Queen

 

PRINCE WILLIAM AND THE

BLUEBERRY QUEEN

Prince William Sound is the body of water in Alaska where I used to live.  It was named for the second son of King George III of

The was the theater.
England by Captain James Cook.  A lot a blueberries grow in the sound, and the inspiration for this story came from a woman I spent time with in the sound who was always picking them and making pies. The was rewritten into a play that was put on using 3-foot tall marionettes and performed by a group of Valdez Alaska kids in the summer of 1989

--Tim

 A sound is a noise like waves crashing on a beach.  A sound also can be a large, protected body of water, a place where waves don't crash against a beach.  This is a story about the second kind of sound, only one so long ago and so far away, you can't hear it any more. 

In its beginning, this sound was not protected.  It presented a wide-open mouth to an expanse of northern ocean whose weather drove storm after storm over the water against the mountains that rimmed the sound.  Darks clouds stopped by the mountains always hung over the sound and precipitated a constant shower of rain into the bays and coves.  The mountains around the sound always stood dark, black with trees that were bent by the constant winds that failed to blow away the clouds that delivered the rain.  No one ever saw the tops of those mountains because they were always hidden by the clouds.  As a matter of fact no one ever saw much of the sound at all for it was a dark and cold forbidding place.  How cold and how dark no one knew for even the bravest of mariners avoided the sound.  The sailors who plied the northern waters stayed away from it for it was said an evil giant inhabited the sound and those unfortunate ships that entered seeking shelter from a storm were never heard from again.  Few did enter, for besides the stories of the giant, the sound offered little in the way of shelter without some land mass to cover the opening as a buffer to the weather.

To the east and west of this sound lay two small kingdoms.  These kingdoms existed peacefully with each other, but the sailors from each competed in the ocean for the same fish and there were occasions when one king would send an angry reprimand to the other over conflicts on the fishing grounds.  With no shelter between the kingdoms when the great northern storms blew, often the fishermen from one kingdom would seek safe anchorage in the harbors of the other.  Although the harboring would be allowed, the outland mariners would be made to feel they were unwanted and their welcome ended with the storm they were hiding from.  There were too many arguments over the fishing for the fishermen to be welcomed into the other's port.

The kings, seeing the conflicts growing and fearing their subjects would make more trouble, began sending emissaries back and forth with suggestions for resolving the issue. Eventually, as they neared agreement, the court of the Eastern king made plans to journey to the west to complete the accord and celebrate with a feast.

The Eastern king took with him many of his advisors and in an attempt to broaden the world of his son, William, took him as well.  In three ships they sailed for the Western kingdom.  It was an easy voyage for no storms blew and their passage was a safe one.  As they crossed the mouth of the dark sound, Prince William asked his father about the forbidding wilderness.  His father told him about the sound and when he'd finished, as if to prove what the king had said, way off deep within the sound they heard roars and loud splashes.

"They say the rain drives the giant insane," said old king Hinchinbrook, "and he goes into a bay and rips massive boulders from the cliffs and hurls them far out into the water or, sometimes, back into the mountains."

Monday, October 30, 2023

Buffett still lights up social media


 I had quite an adventure with Jimmy Buffett fans yesterday and I tried to share these from the Buffett News — Jimmy Buffett facebook page but the comments didn't come with them. So here are links to the two entries, with comments which are the best part. Have fun.

Buffett page posts

Second post 

Carhartt Sailor

One more thing, what did he mean to us 

Wednesday, October 18, 2023

Missing a friend

 

Waiting in the usual place

 

I waited for you in the usual place.

In time a small bird landed on a branch, a whistle sounded in the woods but there was no way of knowing if it was this bird.

Was that you?

Doubtful, I never heard you sing.

I waited for you in the usual place.

A moose calf meandered past, in no hurry so his mother must have been close.

Was that you?

Doubtful, there is nothing at least apparently maternal about you.

But I still waited for you in the usual place.

Clouds drifted by, occasionally blocking the sun for a moment.

Was that you?

Doubtful, though you have occasionally obscured the light.

I waited for you in the usual place.

Snow covered the higher peaks, allowing them the appearance of renewing their virginity for the resumption of winter and hiding scars carved by their summer invaders.

Was that you?

Doubtful, there is nothing virginal about you, though I know you bear the scars.

I waited for you in the usual place.

A fish jumped and splashed in the river.

Was that you?

Doubtful, you have never been one to express much joy.

I waited for you in the usual place.

Across the way children laughed in their play.

Was that you?

Doubtful, though I have never heard your laugh.

I waited for you in the usual place.

A woman's voice called for the children.

Was that you?

Doubtful, though I have never heard your voice, unless that was you hanging up after a hesitant "hello" the other day.

Indoors, in the usual place, words appeared on a screen.

Was that you?

No, not your words.  And words were all we had; as I must have been to you, you were to me only words on a screen.

I remain in the usual place, but no longer waiting.

No, bb, I may be in the usual place but I'm not waiting around for you any more.

 

––––––

And then on that screen, was an answer posted? And though you will not wait for me I will wait for you.

 

Thursday, October 12, 2023

History I can almost touch

 Watching Spielberg's and Hanks' "Band of Brothers" on Netflix. Powerful, moving. A date came up for one of the actions and I realized I was 2 years old when all this happened. And then a guy says he's from Tonawanda near where my family lived at the time. The connection I felt with this history for a moment was almost tangible.

Band of Brothers Wikipedia

 And now a second connection as I watch the same crew's "The Pacific." The first two episodes dealt with the battle for Guadalcanal in the Solomon Islands. The assault was made under the command of Marine Lt. Col. Chesty Puller who during the course of his career became the most decorated Marine ever and is prominent in the first two episodes. (And maybe more)

The young Marine in Korea.
The connection? Fast forward to the Korean War. I was 8 to 11 years old during that period. My friend Joe May, who died recently, was a young Marine only about seven years older than I was, but fighting in that conflict, though perhaps not initial years. I know he was there in 1953 when I was 11 and he would have been 18, old enough to be a Marine. Puller commanded the 1st Marine Regiment in the early part of that war and was later promoted to Brigadier General. I believe Joe was a member of that regiment and he often spoke of his respect for Puller. Again I felt that thin connection to history, and to Joe.

The Pacific Wikipedia

Gen. Chesty Puller Wikipedia

Two Marines take the Korean conflict to a whole new level

Friday, September 29, 2023

Here are some stories from Joe

 
Listening to Joe May's stories over the years I'm sure people wished he'd write a book. I encouraged him a couple of times and even offered to help but he would have none of it. However,  he did write shorter pieces at times and posted them on Facebook. Always with his permission I published several of them on my blog. Listed below are links to the ones I could locate in case anyone would like to spend a little time with Joe.

About the photo: Sandra and Charlie on steering watch somewhere in SE, Alaska probably Lisianski Strait, around 1990...in the rain. We traveled for ten years in an open cockpit boat with no overhead protection (because I didn't think it belonged on a Redningskoit , (a traditional Atkin pilot cutter) and my thought was "if you can't celebrate tradition honestly you might as well stay home". My oft declared contention was that boaters in stuffy cabins and beneath canvas covers suffered from severe environmental deprivation. Over parts of two oceans, the Gulf of Mexico, the Great Lakes, the Mississippi, Illinois, Tennessee Rivers, and the Erie Canal we never once suffered the effects of that defect. Rain, wind, sun, and even snow were daily companions. I thought I had gotten it right...some days or nights more right than others.
Until recently, upon returning jubilantly from an oncologists appointment to announce the latest scans pronounced the cancer dragon dead, dead, dead. The good news was accompanied by, "Gonna go out and find another old wooden boat...missed Galapagos and Cape Horn on the last trip...whopeee!!!".
A pregnant silence followed, "you will need to find a new cook and boat dog, Joe. You're 88, I'm 81. and Charlie died 15 years ago".
Maybe Cape Horn was asking too much.
Reality is sometimes hard.
Maybe Cape Horn was a stretch.

 The Ghosts of Candle's Fairhaven

To build a fire (with an apology to Jack London)

2 Marines took the Korean conflict to a whole new level

A baby named Israel

Memo from the creek — Christmas 1972

Warning, childhood memories ahead  Bear with me on this one, you have to wade through my memory before you get to Joe's.

Ramblings in a mental wilderness   This is another one where you have to wade through my stuff (or you can just scroll down a ways)

Up a creek

We will rebuild  we shared an earthquake in 2018

 Joe May Old cabins have a soul, and each its own character. With age they settle into the earth from whence they came. With temperature changes they creak and groan and shift,

seeking comfort, like duffers in rocking chairs.
Rehabilitation is a study in patience, frustration, and eventually...satisfaction. 

Crooked windows, crooked doors,
crooked walls and slanted floors.
Original builder unaware,
of plumb-bob and levels,
and framing square.
 
Here's a list of comments on the book we both participated in writing Iditarod, the first10 years
 
y, make it this one from my friend Joe May.

Joe May

 C deck: An essay by an old Marine.

More than six decades ago I was an overnight patient on “Consolation”, a Navy hospital ship anchored in Inchon harbor. The ship was full to capacity...the only available empty bunk was in the psycho ward three decks down. For a place to sleep for a single night I had to give up my boots, belt, and metal dog tags. I was sequestered in a locked compartment with an orderly and a dozen crazy guys, Marine and Army, half of them certifiably bonkers, and half of them faking it to get out of Korea. At mealtimes we were marched to the mess hall under guard—everyone we passed staring at the “crazies”. We slept with the lights on, someone watching...always...there were no lamp cords and the bathroom had no door. The memory of that 24 hours will be with me forever.
Years later, in a VA hospital in the middle of America, I found myself in the place where those who had been irreparably damaged in past wars were “stored”...human wreckage reaching back to WW11. Wheelchairs occupied by “empty” men in bath robes were pushed down long corridors by white-coated orderlies while others shuffled along in slippers, to the end of the corridor, and back again, and back again, and back again. I was there only a few days and on leaving felt I had just escaped from hell. Over subsequent decades, in other VA hospitals, I always imagined there was a similar corridor, hidden away somewhere to hide the detritus of war...so the rest of us wouldn't be discomfited or somehow feel guilty. In time, in subtle ways, I became as marked as the men in the corridors.
A VA representative recently offered me a seat on an “Honor” flight to D.C. for a tour of the monuments and memorials – a well-meaning gesture by a grateful nation intended to recognize “duffer vets”. I declined – I don't need a reminder of the past; it's never left me. It's reminder enough on national holidays to see the usual posse of narcissistic gray-beards on the evening news, on flag decked Harley's, “posturing” down Pennsylvania Ave; “LOOKIT ME!! LOOKIT ME!! LOOKIT ME!!
Some of us don't hang a flag on the side of our house, or wear military badges, buttons, or pointy caps, or march in parades, or belly-ache about the government, or denigrate our President – rather, we wear pride in self and service on the inside, salute the flag when it passes, quietly honor the memory of those who didn't come home...and still grieve for the guys on C deck..JM
 

A short from the road by Joe:
While on a road trip between Fairbanks and Whitehorse on a moonlit winter night in the long ago John Balzar, author of "Yukon Alone", was riding with me...two of us on some mission for the Quest. John was a writer for the LA Times and was both covering the race and gathering material for a book. The road that night was a riot of rabbits reveling in the moonlight, as they sometimes do. Somewhere around Haines Junction I commented that there were more road-killed rabbits on the Canadian side of the border than on the Alaska side. A pause and John dropped a pregnant, "why?", into the darkness of the truck cab. I don't remember exactly what I told him but the explanation was the highlight of a shameless career of “putting on” journalists from south of “fifty”. Over the next forty miles of potholes, frost-heaves, and flattened rabbits I convinced him that it was fact, that there was evidence proving that Canadian rabbits were slower than Alaskan rabbits...and he believed it. There's no moral to this story. It's just a cautionary tale.. .probably something to do with the veracity of salty old dog drivers. Tim Jones and Slim Randles would understand."  
 
Here's a comment from my friend Joe May who lives not too far from the East Pole: "Got two snowfalls of a foot each, a day apart. Blew up the old snow blower on the first one. Got to Wasilla for a replacement between falls. Now gone to 40 deg and I've got yogurt in the driveway. Ahhh, but the struggle continues – wouldn't have it any other way – the alternative is playing shuffleboard with old farts in Florida and that isn’t my game."
 
ON THE TRAP LINE: 
Joe May
Crossing open streams/rivers without a bridge: Excerpted from a Quest related piece I wrote for SDC. long ago.
"I once had a nasty overflow creek on a trapline. To cross it, on memorable occasions, I pre-gathered a pile of dry firewood, twigs, and bark atop the sled bag, tied my boots, pants, and long johns around my neck, stripped down to one pair of socks, grabbed the leaders neckline, and hauled ass for the far side, sometimes knee and once belly deep. That may sound extreme, but you see, for ten minutes of discomfort I had the creek behind me, dry clothes on, a hot fire, tea heating, and I was fit to go to work drying dogs and harness. Provided you're not in the water very long, even at -30F, it isn't threatening until you come out, with or without wet clothes. The trick is to plan ahead to avoid protracted wetting".
 
ONE MORE THING This is the last of Joe's writing I saved. I haven't published it until now because I couldn't understand the part at the end about building the mast. The whole piece was triggered when a woman became the first to win an  Around the world race, and Joe recognized a connection with her. Have fun:
 Last week amid the school shootings, political battles, jerk fired from Fox and all the other distressing news an event unfolded off the coast of France that served to remind us there is joy in the world too. It slipped past most of the talking heads of big-time television news, so if you missed it, here's the story.

April 27 South African sailor Kristen Neuscheafer sailed her boat across the finish line to win the 2023 Golden Globe world-rounding race alone. It took her about 235 days and she set a time record for the race in addition to being the first woman to win it.

The following was posted on facebook by a contributor who goes by the name goodthingsguy and followed the race is it unfolded.

From goodthingsguy

(Be sure to read down to the part where she went out of her way to rescue another racer.)

Kirsten Neuschäfer has become the first woman to win the Golden Globe Race — a solo, round-the-world yacht race!

After almost 235 days at sea, the South African sailor from Gqeberha, South Africa, crossed the finish line off Les Sables d’Olonne in France at 9 p.m. on 27 April 2023 and became the first woman to win the round-the-world race.

This edition of the Golden Globe Race started on Sept. 4, 2022, with 16 competitors, all men, except for Kirsten. At the time of her finish, only three competitors (herself, Tomy, and Michael Guggenberger, who was still 1,800 miles to the finish) remained in the running. Two more (Simon Curwen and Jeremy Bagshaw - also a South African) were racing in the “Chichester class”, a class created for those disqualified for making a stop but who wanted to continue to the finish anyway.

But this incredible sailor didn’t just win the race; she also won our hearts.

Kirsten made headlines earlier in the race when she stopped to help a fellow competitor!

The kind South African diverted from her race route to rescue fellow entrant Tapio Lehtinen after his Gaia 36, Asteria, sank around 450 miles southeast of South Africa. Kirsten was the closest sailor to him, 95 miles away, and was able to reach him in fewer than 24 hours, taking him aboard her Minnehaha from his life raft and later transferring him to a merchant ship that had been diverted to the scene. She earned the 2022 Cruising Club of America’s Rod Stephens Seamanship Trophy for this rescue.

Good Things Guy has been following and reporting on Kirsten’s journey since the start of the race. And we couldn’t be prouder of the incredible South African and her fantastic win!

Yes, proudly South African… and PROUD of South Africa! ❤️🇿🇦

You can read her full story or more South African good things by visiting his web site at www.goodthingsguy.com.

 

But our story doesn't stop there. Joe May, a friend of mine who is no stranger to long-distance racing alone having won the Iditarod Trail Sled Dog Race in 1980 and has sailed the big oceans too, wondered in a comment if there was any information about her boat That led me to her web page where I found the following:

From Kirsten's Web page

"Kirsten’s racing boat is Minnehaha. 

"Minnehaha is a Cape George 36, launched in 1988. She was built in the Cape George yard in Port Townsend, Washington. 

"This boat design was created by Cecil Lange, an esteemed boat builder. With the help of Ed Monk, a designer, the Cape George 36 is a fiberglass adaptation of the Tally Ho Major, Atkins 1930s boat. 

"Minnehaha is a fictional Native woman from Henry Wadsworth Longfellow's 1855 poem "The Song of Hiawatha." She is the lover of the poem's primary character, Hiawatha. The name Minnehaha is said to mean "laughing water' in the poem. It more accurately translates to "waterfall'' in the Dakota Sioux language. "

I didn't feel right taking more than that from her site, so here is the link if you want to know more. Kirsten Neuschäfer  She also posted videos on YouTube that can be found by searching her name.

With the news about her boat's history, my friend Joe realized that he came close to crossing paths with Kirsten in Port Townsend as he was there in 1988 and that opens the flood gates. This is how Alaska legends grow.

From Joe May:

Amazing: I was in the Lange shop in Port Townsend summer of 88 while looking for my own boat. Friends worked there and likely worked on her boat. One was on the floor being laid up and we watched the work.

Atkin modified a Colin Archer Redningskoit design for this line of hulls, as he did my own. I recognized the cutter rig he used so often.

I'll bet she had whole front half stuffed with cheese whiz and crackers.

Metal work was undoubtedly from "New Found Metal" and the sticks of old growth spruce and Doug fir from the yard just out of town.

A New-Zealander who was a friend ran the yard crew and bought out Lange a year or two later. Small world.

All kinds of bells going off: I maybe bought mast wood from the same pile when we built a new one there a bit later.

Joe and friends load mast for trip to boat yard.

San (Joe's wife) and I fabricated a round, hollow mast (55 'L-7" dia) over a winter in a rented chicken house in Port Townsend around that time...from old growth
With a little help from friends

Sitka spruce, scarfed to length and gallons of epoxy. A professional wooden boat friend came up once a week to check on our work and offer opinions and advice.

I can still smell the glue and have been allergic to it ever since. Only counter measure was local fish & chips and Oly beer. Photo is friends loading finished mast for trip to the boat yard...6 AM through the middle of town.

SEEKING ANSWER Started life as a pile of 2 x 6 x 16' Sitka old growth spruce planks. The pile about equal to the same size pile of $50 bills.

Evolved into a 55" tapered box gusseted on the inside corners to accommodate later rounding.

Joe's wife San checks the clamps  on the mast.

Evolved into 8 sided, 16 sided, and finally to 32 sided, after which it was planed and sanded to final shape. Round, 7" dia. at the base, 8" dia where it broached the deck (keel stepped) and 4" at the mast head. Much tricky (nervous) gluing as open time for our epoxy was about 45 minutes. An error would have resulted in a lot of very expensive firewood. Winter in an unheated building and the mix had to also be adjusted for ambient temperature. Took two months and a truck load of Oly beer to complete.

On completion my wife Sandra said, "once in a lifetime...never, ever, ever again."

To which I replied, "I've noticed she says that a lot.

                                                     Crossing the finish line.  
 
 
All right one more and this ones even more personal and maybe selfish, but Joe once heaped the greatest praise I have ever received on something I wrote. 
First his comments:
One: Really nicely written, Tim. Almost lost my breakfast just reading it.
Put me into a very similar situation sailing through a tropical depression in the Gulf of Mexico on my own boat many years ago. Most lasting memory of that night: My wife Sandra sat on the opposite side of the open cockpit of our 35 foot Colin Archer helping me hold the 8 foot monster tiller against the force of a quartering sea. A breaking wave reared up behind her and crashed on her head filling her boots and pockets. We were making for a lee behind an island as you were. Out of the froth and darkness came her normally understated English drawl, "if there's a G.. D..... ferry from this island to the mainland, I'M on it". Thanks for posting this, Tim. Made the day for this old sailor.
 
Two: I've read about everything by Hiscock, Tristan Jones, et al and I've never read anything better about the last place I wish to be on a dark and stormy night.
I had loran C and the first comment on it was right on. Especially in Alaskan waters. Uptown in Ketchikan or on a mountain top.
In the Gulf of Mexico storm a white egret landed on deck and stayed with us all night. I guess he was just tired of flying in the wind. When daylight came left us. He even hopped over the hatch splash sill and went below for awhile. We were strapped in and unable to stop him.
When I got a clean cancer report recently I told San I was going to look for another old wooden boat. She said, "you will need a new deckhand, Joe".
 
 
Now if you aren't tired out yet here's that story: Singin' them songs about them storms at sea 
 

Friday, September 8, 2023

One more thing: What did Jimmy Buffett mean (to us)?

 


 

  I woke up around 6:30 a.m. September 2, 2023, and turned up the computer as I usually did to catch up on what happened while I was asleep. The first thing I saw was a message from a friend telling me Jimmy Buffet had died the day before. You could have slapped me in the face and I would not have been any more shocked. Eyes watered immediately and I leaned back absorbing. Then as the day progressed and more and more announcements and stories about him filled my screen. I attempted posting a couple of things and sharing a few more but none of them really said what I was feeling

Toward evening and still reflecting and letting even more tributes come up, one incident leaped out of the past and spoke to me.

     It happened like this, our usual bunch had gathered in our favorite bar, a place I called Key Largo as I had recently gone through another breakup with another woman I had loved and that song of the time had resonated. A wall of windows overlooked the harbor in Valdez, Alaska. In daylight we could see to the end of the bay where the Chugach Mountains rose to their white caps. Sometimes a sunset behind us would color them pink or purple. One time when they turned deep purple we made everyone in the bar stand up and sing that patriotic song with "purple mountains' majesty" in it. Commercial salmon fishermen sat next to some of us tour boar captains and charter fishermen along with several crew members, girlfriends and other hangers on, even a couple of ocean sailors, with a few tourists scattered at tables a cautious distance from us locals.

     The usual din of conversations, shouts from game players, laughter, cursing to be sure, stories being told, just the general noise that fills any bar along with the occasional interlude for some favorite song coming out of the jukebox. In short it was a normal night at Key Largo.

     Then the first notes came out of that box, familiar guitar chords and then a harmonica lament. By the time the first words emerged several of us were already singing, "Mother, mother ocean, I have heard your call, wanted to sail upon your waters since I was three feet tall…." By the end of that first phrase most other noise had ceased and the place had fallen almost into silence, almost or maybe in reverence as more people joined the song. We sang every word of that song to the ending verse:

"Mother, mother ocean, after all the years I've found
My occupational hazard being my occupation's just not around
I feel like I've drowned, gonna head uptown
I feel like I've drowned, gonna head uptown."

     As the last notes faded, so did our singing, into a funereal silence throughout the room as each of us relaxed into what might be described as a state of euphoria while we searched our own minds for meaning. That musician had been there, in one way or another done what we've done, and held the experience in high regard and was able to express our emotions about it for us, an unseen crew mate. We could feel the meaning but for my part anyway could not find the words to articulate it. Maybe it was the kinship all of us felt for each other, the singer and the ocean. The silence lasted for what seemed several minutes but was probably a few seconds. I recall catching the eye of a fisherman, recognizing each other as brothers despite our differences, as I whispered to my friend, "That was special," and then fell back into my reverie.

     Soon the buzz of conversation rose and the room filled with the usual sounds and the moment passed. Passed for the time being, yes, but not gone as is evidenced here and to tell the truth every other time I hear that song.

Bit of an update: I posted this on the BuffettNews - Jimmy Bufftett facebook page: 98 comments and likes.

MEMORIALS PAGES 

 

ADDENDUM:    I wore this shirt on and off for more than a week as kind of an homage to Jimmy Buffett. The shirt has quite a history of its own. When we sailed to Hawaii from Alaska several years ago with his music playing in the background like a movie theme during the 50 days it took, I had a plan for when we landed. As soon as I recovered my land legs I headed straight uptown in Waikiki to the first touristy store I could find and bought the shirt. I figured I had earned it. But the story doesn't stop there. A few years later when we made the Great Margaritaville trip to Anchorage for a concert I took it along fully expecting fit right in with the crowd. But when I heard my friend Stacey Smith Mitchell wishing she had the right thing to wear, with a big sigh I handed her the shirt. A couple of days after we returned she gave it back to me washed, ironed and folded. The next time I wore it was on the tall ship Kai Sei shortly before that trip landed in San Diego. Somebody had announced it and I said I have the perfect shirt for a shipboard party. I still wear it now and then when a festivity fits the shirt. During the week after Jimmy Buffett died, the shirt again seemed to fit the situation. Maybe I will ask to be buried in in it.

The Great Margaritaville Tour 


Wednesday, August 9, 2023

The day I Iearned to swim in the Niagara River

 Funny what triggers a memory. I watched a short video on here today of a toddler jumping into a pool, swimming to the edge then with only a little help climbed out, turned around and jumped in again.

It reminded me of the day I learned to swim. My family had rented a cottage on the Canadian side of the Niagara River near Fort Erie, Ontario, for a summer. I am not sure of my age, I could have been 4, no older than 6. A family of friends visited one day and we walked out onto a small wooden dock extending into the Niagara River. That's right, the river that feeds Niagara Falls but way upstream, closer to where water from Lake Erie flows into it. My father used to swim off that dock. Well, this family included a girl my own age and unused to walking on a dock she fell off it.

Silly me, I jumped in to save her. So did my father. He located the girl quickly and brought her back to the dock. Then he turned aorund to look for me. But, by then I had managed to swim back to the dock on my own. 

From that day forward I could always swim and beyond that proved to be a strong swimmer. In my time on a whim I swam the length of Lime Lake in Western New York. I fell off my boat into Lake Chautauqua and fully clothed managed to stay afloat until another boat came by and picked me up. I used a trick I had only read about, removing the light, hooded jacket I was wearing, tying a knot in the neck and then lowering quickly from the bottom to catch air making a kind of float out of it several times over the period I was in the water. In high school I surprised even myself when trying out for the swimming team I swam two and half lengths of an Olympic sized pool, underwater without coming up for a breath. Even so I didn't stay on the team.

In short from that day on the Niagara River I always felt comfortable in the water. One regret is I never went for SCUBA diving. In later life operating boats my whole being was devoted to staying OUT of the water.

OMG. As I thought about it for a while after writing and posting this I realized I have lived much of my life that way: jump into something without knowing what I'm doing and then figuring out how to do it as I go along.


Friday, July 7, 2023

Of mice and cattle

    

How often do you hear something in a television drama that challenges your beliefs or is a deep enough thought to change your view of something? Or, as in this case alleviate some of the guilt you might feel about sonnething?

     First, I am a dedicated meat eater. I do at times feel a little guilt or remorse over animal meat I eat being killed for food, and recently went on a largely vegetarian diet for physical reasons rather than philosophical ones and that brought up more thought about it.

     I’ve been streaming “Yellowstone” lately and enjoying it and then last night this came up. A group of young people had been arrested for demonstrating against ranching in general with the argument against killing animals for food. The head rancher picked out the leader, a young good-looking woman of course, with a history of arrests generated at several other demonstrations over the years. In time they develop a sort of mutual respect without either giving up their basic beliefs. As part of that evolution, the meat-eating rancher asks the vegan demonstrator this: (Paraphrased as I don’t recall the exact words.) “Did you ever look at a field after a farmer has plowed it to plant the vegetables you like to eat? It is bare ground, everything that lived there is dead, mice, rabbits, lizards, toads, maybe a turtle now and then, birds, snakes, every living thing has been killed including flowering plants that might have supported hundreds of bees. How cute does an animal have to be before you care about it?”

     It sent the girl into quiet contemplation at least for a moment and me as well. I had never thought or heard of it that way. Right now I don’t know how it will affect my thoughts in the long run. I doubt I will ever be a vegetarian or quit eating meat anyway. Although my adventure with vegetable casseroles has led me to a whole new collection of foods I enjoy. At the same time I am sure thoughts of the mayhem perpetrated on animals by all farming may at least give me pause. At the very least compliments to the writer.

     Perhaps the spiritual answer is found in Native American understanding as they acknowledge respect for the buffalo they were eating.

And while we're on the subject, this may be a first, adding a recipe connected by the thinnest of threads to a blog post. (One of my fav new vegetable casseroles.) 

Zucchini-and-Spinach Lasagna

Ingredients                                                            

·       1 (8-oz.) container whipped chive-and-onion cream cheese

·       1 (15-oz.) container ricotta cheese

·       1/3 cup chopped fresh basil

·       1 teaspoon salt

·       5 medium zucchini, thinly sliced (about 2 1/2 lb.)

·       2 tablespoons olive oil

·       1 (10-oz.) package fresh spinach

·       2 garlic cloves, pressed

·       6 no-boil lasagna noodles

·       1 (7-oz.) package shredded mozzarella cheese

·       Garnish: fresh basil leaves

·       Directions

1.     Preheat oven to 425°. Stir together first 4 ingredients in a bowl.

2.     Sauté zucchini in hot oil in a large skillet over medium-high heat 3 to 4 minutes or until lightly browned. Add spinach; gently toss until wilted. Add garlic; cook 1 minute.

3.     Spoon one-third of vegetables into a lightly greased 9-inch square baking dish; top with 2 noodles and one-third of ricotta mixture. Repeat twice. Sprinkle with mozzarella.

4.     Bake, covered with lightly greased aluminum foil, at 425° for 25 to 30 minutes or until bubbly and noodles are tender. Uncover and bake 5 to 10 minutes or until golden. Let stand 10 minutes. Garnish, if desired.


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Memorable quotations

The best way to know you are having an adventure is when you wish you were home talking about it." — a mechanic on the Alaska State Ferry System. Or as in my own case planning how I will be writing it on this blog.

"You can't promote principled anti-corruption without pissing off corrupt people." — George Kent

"If only the British had held on to the airports, the whole thing might have gone differently for us." — Mick Jagger

"You can do anything as long as you don't scare the horses." — a mother's favorite saying recalled by a friend

A poem is an egg with a horse inside” — anonymous fourth grader

“My children will likely turn my picture to the wall but what the hell, you only get old once." — Joe May

“Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.” — Ernest Hemingway

When I write, I feel like an armless, legless man with a crayon in his mouth. Kurt Vonnegut

“If you wrote something for which someone sent you a cheque, if you cashed the cheque and it didn't bounce, and if you then paid the light bill with the money, I consider you talented.”Stephen King

The thing about ignorance is, you don't have to remain ignorant. — me again"

"It was like the aftermath of an orgasm with the wrong partner." – David Lagercrants “The Girl in the Spider’s Web.”

Why worry about dying, you aren't going to live to regret it.

Never debate with someone who gets ink by the barrel" — George Hayes, former Alaska Attorney General who died recently

My dear Mr. Frost: two roads never diverge in a yellow wood. Three roads meet there. — @Shakespeare on Twitter

Normal is how somebody else thinks you should act.

"The mark of a great shiphandler is never getting into situations that require great shiphandling," Adm. Ernest King, USN

Me: Does the restaurant have cute waitresses?

My friend Gail: All waitresses are cute when you're hungry.

I'm not a writer, but sometimes I push around words to see what happens. – Scott Berry

I realized today how many of my stories start out "years ago." What's next? Once upon a time?"

“The rivers of Alaska are strewn with the bones of men who made but one mistake” - Fred McGarry, a Nushagak Trapper

Many people hear voices when no one is there. Some of them are called mad and are shut up in rooms where they stared at walls all day. Others are called writers and they do pretty much the same thing. – Meg Chittenden

A non-writing writer is a monster courting insanity. – Franz Kafka

We are all immortal until the one day we are not. – me again

If the muse is late, start without her – Peter S. Beagle

Substitute ‘damn’ every time you’re inclined to write ‘very;’ your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be. ~Mark Twain Actually you could do the same thing with the word "really" as in "really cold."

If you are looking for an experience that will temper your vanity, this is it. There's no one to impress when you're alone on the trap line. – Michael Carey quoting his father's journal

Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing. – Benjamin Franklin

It’s nervous work. The state you need to write in is the state that others are paying large sums of money to get rid of. – Shirley Hazzard

So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence -- Bertrand Russell

You know that I always just wanted to have a small ship to take stuff from a place that had a lot of that stuff to a place that did not have a lot of that stuff and so prosper.—Jackie Faber, “The Wake of the Lorelei Lee”

If you attack the arguer instead of the argument, you lose both

If an insurance company won’t pay for damages caused by an “act of God,” shouldn’t it then have to prove the existence of God? – I said that

I used to think getting old was about vanity—but actually it’s about losing people you love. Getting wrinkles is trivial. – Eugene O’Neill

German General to Swiss General: “You have only 500,000 men in your army; what would you do if I invaded with 1 million men?”

Swiss General: “Well, I suppose every one of my soldiers would need to fire twice.”

Writing is the only thing that when I do it, I don’t feel I should be doing something else.—Gloria Steinem

Exceed your bandwidth—sign on the wall of the maintenance shop at the West Coast/Alaska Tsunami Warning Center

One thing I do know, if you keep at it, you usually wind up getting something done.—Patricia Monaghan

Do you want to know what kind of person makes the best reporter? I’ll tell you. A borderline sociopath. Someone smart, inquisitive, stubborn, disorganized, chaotic, and in a perpetual state of simmering rage at the failings of the world.—Brett Arends

It is a very simple mind that only knows how to spell a word one way.—Andrew Jackson

3:30 is too late or too early to do anything—Rene Descartes

Everything is okay when it’s 50-below as long as everything is okay. – an Alaskan in Tom Walker’s “The Seventymile Kid”

You can have your own opinion but you can’t have your own science.—commenter arguing on a story about polar bears and global warming

He looks at three ex wives as a good start—TV police drama

Talkeetna: A friendly little drinking town with a climbing problem.—a handmade bumper sticker

“You’re either into the wall or into the show”—Marco Andretti on giving it all to qualify last at the 2011 Indy 500

Makeup is not for the faint of heart—the makeup guerrilla

“I’m going to relax in a very adult manner.”—Danica Patrick after sweating it out and qualifying half an hour before Andretti

“Asking Congress to come back is like asking a mugger to come back because he forgot your wallet.”—a roundtable participant on Fox of all places

As Republicans go further back in the conception process to define when life actually begins, I am beginning to think the eventual definition will be life begins in the beer I was drinking when I met her.—me again

Hunting is a “critical element for the long-term conservation of wood bison.”—a state department of Fish and Game official explaining why the state would not go along with a federal plan to reintroduce wood bison in Alaska because the agreement did not specifically allow hunting

Each day do something that won’t compute – anon

I can’t belive I still have to protest this shit – a sign carriend by an elderly woman at an Occupy demonstration

Life should be a little nuts or else it’s just a bunch of Thursdays strung together—Kevin Costner as Beau Burroughs in “Rumor has it”

You’re just a wanker whipping up fear —Irish President Michael D. Higgins to a tea party radio announcer

Being president doesn’t change who you are; it reveals who you are—Michelle Obama

Sports malaprops

Naked pair fed LSD gummy worm to dog

Owners of a Noah's Ark replica file a lawsuit over rain damage

In Southcentral Alaska earthquake, damage originated in the ground, engineers say

A headline that could only be written in Alaska: At state cross country, Glacier Bears and Grizzlies sweep, Lynx repeat, Wolverines make history — and a black bear crosses the trail

Man kills self before shooting wife and daughter

Alabama governor candidate caught in lesbian sperm donation scandal

Sister hits moose on way to visit sister who hit moose.

Man caught driving stolen car filled with radioactive uranium, rattlesnake, whiskey

Man loses his testicles after attempting to smoke weed through a SCUBA tank

Church Mutual Insurance won't cover Church's flood damage because it's 'an act of God'

Homicide victims rarely talk to police

Meerkat Expert Attacked Monkey Handler Over Love Affair with Llama Keeper

GOP congressman opposes gun control because gay marriage leads to bestiality

Owner of killer bear chokes to death on sex toy

Support for legalizing pot hits all-time high

Give me all your money or my penguin will explode

How zombie worms have sex in whale bones

Crocodile steals zoo worker's lawn mower

Woman shot by oven while trying to cook waffles

Nude beach blowjob jet ski fight leads to wife's death

Woman stabs husband with squirrel for not buying beer Christmas Eve

GOPer files complaint against Democrat for telling the truth about Big Lie social posts

Man shot dead on Syracuse Street for 2nd time in 2 days

Alaska woman punches bear in face, saves dog

Johnny Rotten suffers flea bite on his penis after rescuing squirrel