Friday, October 28, 2016

Hey Lowe's … R E S P E C T

Donovan and Max at Lowe's in Anchorage.
About a year ago a story made its way around Facebook about a  Lowe's store in Canada that hired an employee who needed a service dog.  That story could have gone a lot of different ways but what Lowe's management did was hire the dog too. They even had his own jacket made with the company logo and colors and the words "service dog" stitched onto it. I thought that was pretty cool, something a Canadian would do.

Well, guess what. We have another pair right here in Alaska. Meet Donovan and his dog Max. They work at the Lowe's at Tikahtnu Center in Anchorage.

They were kind enough to pose for a picture. I didn't want to intrude so much as to ask why Donovan needs a service dog or what he does at Lowe's or any other details about their lives. Cool enough that Lowe's accommodated Max and provided him with his own company jacket.  Enlightened.

Thursday, October 20, 2016

The shame of Alaska

A lot has been written about alcohol abuse in Alaska, particularly how it affects people in the remote villages. To combat it, some villages vote to go dry, but the liquor keeps flowing no matter what. Reading about studies or surveys or potential solutions, cold, distanced from the situation seldom brings home how evil the effects of alcohol are.

This came up on facebook the other day. It's a statement that puts the tragedy right in your face. I know the people involved and so do a lot of other people, so I am not going to name them. Suffice it to say the man involved was once a hero to Alaskans. They live in a small village off the road system.

Here is the post, his wife's plea to save her husband:

My poor husband is in a cycle of drinking until he passes out....bleary eyed, wakes up, goes to the bathroom then glubbs something from lord knows who n passes out again....for a month or more......WHOEVER THE EVIL PERSON IS SUPPLYING, WILL BE RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT HAPPENS!!!!!! You will be guilty of murder....that's what is facing you at the pearly gates.....no heaven for you!!!!

People will be mad at me for posting this, but enough is enough.....his 76 year old body can't take it.....if you know who is snickering about doing something behind my back....they are the covered in the mud of the worst kind.....it's on them!!!' Tell them to quit it....NO ONE WILL BE REPAYING LOANS...

Feel the tragic consequences. The story is the same across Alaska, lives, whole families destroyed by alcohol. I don't know how much more you could say about the depth of the tragedy than this woman's plea. I showed the post to a friend who also knows the family and we both admitted it brought us almost to tears, the sadness for a friend and the utter frustration of not knowing how to help, how to end this somehow.

Saturday, October 15, 2016

Perspectives


Recently during an email correspondence with an online friend who lives in a warmer clime, I mentioned I was planning an extended stay in the Bush. She wrote back to wonder if I were worried that I could get trapped there by heavy snow for long periods of time.

It’s interesting how perspectives  are different in different places. What worried her was about the least of any that concerned me about the adventure. But for someone who doesn't live with snow, it becomes a bigger deal.

When I taught writing I always tried to explain why words had to be specific. The example was a woman I worked with used "really" as an adjective all the time, as in it was really cold. My message was what does "really cold" mean? If you are in Miami Florida maybe it means 40 degrees above zero, but if you are in interior Alaska it means 60 below, so how do you tell the woman in Miami how cold it is in Alaska? One time in Delta, which is in the center of the state, I asked the kids to give examples of really cold that people everywhere would understand. One girl raised her hand and said one morning her boots had frozen to the floor of the school bus. Now, that’s something everyone can understand is “really” cold.

What brought that on was my friend's worry that I might get stranded at the cabin by an extreme snowstorm. From the perspective out in the woods, that will never happen. For the most part snow means you can move around easier with snowmachines and snowshoes and all the creeks and rivers have frozen over. Sure you get deep snow sometimes which does makes it more difficult until you can pack down a trail, but it never stops you for any length of time. For the most part snow is your friend.

I would be more likely to be stranded by a big thaw than a big snow. But even then you can move around. Even so you always have to keep it in mind. What usually creates the danger is a series of events building into a major problem. Put heavy snow on top of an injury and then dwindling supplies on top of that or the machine breaks and one thing after another goes wrong until you are in trouble. Only in that sense would a heavy snowfall be much of a danger.

It’s like the Zulu words in Leon Russell’s "Out in the Woods." He asked a Zulu for the words for a man lost in the woods and the man said Zulus don’t get lost in the woods, they don’t have any words for that. Same with big snow, it doesn’t even enter into the consideration of whether to live out there or not. There aren't any words for that. For the most part lack of snow is the bigger worry.
Preparations.

Such a way of life is understandably alien to someone unfamiliar with it, so her concern is certainly understandable. To assure her it would be all right I mentioned I also would have my SPOT locater with me at all times and could call in the cavalry if the need arose. But, to my mind that is cheating.

I think cellular phones are one of the most dangerous items carried by people who venture off the pavement these days. The feeling that they can always call for help gives people a false sense of security and perhaps slightly deadens the kind of alertness a traveler needs to remain aware of any dangers to his environment. I even saw people driving snowmachines into mountain avalanche country with very little safety equipment saying they had cell phones for that,

To my mind a person who ventures out should accept the responsibility to be prepared to take care of himself rather than depend on being able to call for help.  At the cabin I keep an extensive first aid kit that even includes surgical scalpels and needles, silk, inflatable splints and a friendly doctor used to supply me with prescriptions for serious pain medications against the time they might be needed.

On top of that I probably have enough parts to rebuild my snowmachine or repair any other vital machinery. But all of that is no substitute for common awareness. No matter how relaxed it becomes out there, you have to remain on the alert for signs around you. I remember a few years back I heard a serious-sounding crack off in the woods. I noted it and watched in that direction but didn't pick up another clue until more than half an hour later when a grizzly with three yearling cubs walked out into the open. Always aware of the surroundings. And the preparation? A handful of bottle rockets and a big-ass rifle. The bottle rockets carried the day.

The point is, be prepared to take care of whatever arises yourself rather than relax and expect to call for help. The SPOT is available but only as the total last resort.

Among all the things that can get you, a big snow is probably among the least of the worries. One thing about Bush life is you seldom HAVE to be anywhere at a specific time. If you do, give yourself a day or two leeway. And when nature snarls at you the best bet is to wait it out. Zulus don't get lost in the woods and a little snow doesn't stop Alaskans, at least not for long. So, bring on the snow. I still have this brand new machine and itching to use it.

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Friday, October 14, 2016

Four hundred eighty

Eugene Burdick, co-author of "The Ugly American" wrote another book called "The 480." In it a political campaign identified 480 distinguishable points of view among the electorate. In organizing campaign materials they managed to to speak to each of the 480 without alienating any of them. Their candidate won unanimously. Donald Trump has now done that in reverse. Is there anybody left in America who shouldn't be offended by at least one thing he has said or done?
What's sad is this is a man who is running for the office of president of the United States, arguably the most important job in the world, and he doesn't even understand what's wrong with statements he's made. Take the recent charges of sexual assault. His defense in one case is the woman wasn't attractive enough to tempt him into doing such a thing. He thinks that's a defense. If that's an indication of his process for approaching problems, he has even bigger issues.
Seems if he alienated 240 of the people in the book (half women?) with the assaults, he probably got all but a few of the remaining 240 by misunderstanding the gravity of his actions in terms of the relative beauty of the victim. And that's just one of the groups and individuals he has insulted, threatened or shamed over the course of the campaign. 
Unfortunately Burdick could not have predicted the kind of zealots who will vote against their own interests out of imaginary fears brought up by the same people who prey on those mostly poor and under-educated people. Otherwise, Trump might have proved Burdick's hypothesis in reverse. Would that be called an antihypothesis? Antithesis?
Imagine a slap down by a foreign government and his reaction to that.


An example from actor Marleee Matlin (There goes the deaf vote)



"The 480" on amazon
















AN UPDATE: Only 200 to go.


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Jan Williams Simone So interesting, and written in 1965. Comparing this book and the Republican Party today is genius

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Memorable quotations

The best way to know you are having an adventure is when you wish you were home talking about it." — a mechanic on the Alaska State Ferry System. Or as in my own case planning how I will be writing it on this blog.

"You can't promote principled anti-corruption without pissing off corrupt people." — George Kent

"If only the British had held on to the airports, the whole thing might have gone differently for us." — Mick Jagger

"You can do anything as long as you don't scare the horses." — a mother's favorite saying recalled by a friend

A poem is an egg with a horse inside” — anonymous fourth grader

“My children will likely turn my picture to the wall but what the hell, you only get old once." — Joe May

“Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.” — Ernest Hemingway

When I write, I feel like an armless, legless man with a crayon in his mouth. Kurt Vonnegut

“If you wrote something for which someone sent you a cheque, if you cashed the cheque and it didn't bounce, and if you then paid the light bill with the money, I consider you talented.”Stephen King

The thing about ignorance is, you don't have to remain ignorant. — me again"

"It was like the aftermath of an orgasm with the wrong partner." – David Lagercrants “The Girl in the Spider’s Web.”

Why worry about dying, you aren't going to live to regret it.

Never debate with someone who gets ink by the barrel" — George Hayes, former Alaska Attorney General who died recently

My dear Mr. Frost: two roads never diverge in a yellow wood. Three roads meet there. — @Shakespeare on Twitter

Normal is how somebody else thinks you should act.

"The mark of a great shiphandler is never getting into situations that require great shiphandling," Adm. Ernest King, USN

Me: Does the restaurant have cute waitresses?

My friend Gail: All waitresses are cute when you're hungry.

I'm not a writer, but sometimes I push around words to see what happens. – Scott Berry

I realized today how many of my stories start out "years ago." What's next? Once upon a time?"

“The rivers of Alaska are strewn with the bones of men who made but one mistake” - Fred McGarry, a Nushagak Trapper

Many people hear voices when no one is there. Some of them are called mad and are shut up in rooms where they stared at walls all day. Others are called writers and they do pretty much the same thing. – Meg Chittenden

A non-writing writer is a monster courting insanity. – Franz Kafka

We are all immortal until the one day we are not. – me again

If the muse is late, start without her – Peter S. Beagle

Substitute ‘damn’ every time you’re inclined to write ‘very;’ your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be. ~Mark Twain Actually you could do the same thing with the word "really" as in "really cold."

If you are looking for an experience that will temper your vanity, this is it. There's no one to impress when you're alone on the trap line. – Michael Carey quoting his father's journal

Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing. – Benjamin Franklin

It’s nervous work. The state you need to write in is the state that others are paying large sums of money to get rid of. – Shirley Hazzard

So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence -- Bertrand Russell

You know that I always just wanted to have a small ship to take stuff from a place that had a lot of that stuff to a place that did not have a lot of that stuff and so prosper.—Jackie Faber, “The Wake of the Lorelei Lee”

If you attack the arguer instead of the argument, you lose both

If an insurance company won’t pay for damages caused by an “act of God,” shouldn’t it then have to prove the existence of God? – I said that

I used to think getting old was about vanity—but actually it’s about losing people you love. Getting wrinkles is trivial. – Eugene O’Neill

German General to Swiss General: “You have only 500,000 men in your army; what would you do if I invaded with 1 million men?”

Swiss General: “Well, I suppose every one of my soldiers would need to fire twice.”

Writing is the only thing that when I do it, I don’t feel I should be doing something else.—Gloria Steinem

Exceed your bandwidth—sign on the wall of the maintenance shop at the West Coast/Alaska Tsunami Warning Center

One thing I do know, if you keep at it, you usually wind up getting something done.—Patricia Monaghan

Do you want to know what kind of person makes the best reporter? I’ll tell you. A borderline sociopath. Someone smart, inquisitive, stubborn, disorganized, chaotic, and in a perpetual state of simmering rage at the failings of the world.—Brett Arends

It is a very simple mind that only knows how to spell a word one way.—Andrew Jackson

3:30 is too late or too early to do anything—Rene Descartes

Everything is okay when it’s 50-below as long as everything is okay. – an Alaskan in Tom Walker’s “The Seventymile Kid”

You can have your own opinion but you can’t have your own science.—commenter arguing on a story about polar bears and global warming

He looks at three ex wives as a good start—TV police drama

Talkeetna: A friendly little drinking town with a climbing problem.—a handmade bumper sticker

“You’re either into the wall or into the show”—Marco Andretti on giving it all to qualify last at the 2011 Indy 500

Makeup is not for the faint of heart—the makeup guerrilla

“I’m going to relax in a very adult manner.”—Danica Patrick after sweating it out and qualifying half an hour before Andretti

“Asking Congress to come back is like asking a mugger to come back because he forgot your wallet.”—a roundtable participant on Fox of all places

As Republicans go further back in the conception process to define when life actually begins, I am beginning to think the eventual definition will be life begins in the beer I was drinking when I met her.—me again

Hunting is a “critical element for the long-term conservation of wood bison.”—a state department of Fish and Game official explaining why the state would not go along with a federal plan to reintroduce wood bison in Alaska because the agreement did not specifically allow hunting

Each day do something that won’t compute – anon

I can’t belive I still have to protest this shit – a sign carriend by an elderly woman at an Occupy demonstration

Life should be a little nuts or else it’s just a bunch of Thursdays strung together—Kevin Costner as Beau Burroughs in “Rumor has it”

You’re just a wanker whipping up fear —Irish President Michael D. Higgins to a tea party radio announcer

Being president doesn’t change who you are; it reveals who you are—Michelle Obama

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