Why would anybody start a month's jury duty on Friday before a three-day weekend?
Wednesday, August 31, 2016
The little sunflower that could
Why would anybody start a month's jury duty on Friday before a three-day weekend?
Monday, August 29, 2016
Frost, wood stoves, sequestered writers, cranes, winter stuff
I might have made better shots but as I set up when they were much closer, an ambulance went by, siren wailing. |
Photo © Tom Walker |
And, look who showed up here, almost right on schedule. |
And half of that one-fifth are probably trying to write the great American novel.
Just about everyone I know has used one. This is mine freshly painted in June. |
Sunday, August 28, 2016
It's hot in the Arctic, yeah too hot
Photo by Fred O'Hearn on The Alaska Life
Playlist: On the anniversary of "Layla," Eric Clapton plays with the greats.
This is more than an hour long but let it play in the background while you do other stuff. Two of the greatest jamming.
In my partying days my beverage of choice was what I called "cheap writer's wine." I learned one night that most people didn't catch what I was talking about. Then one day it came up and I had to explain it and a friend who'd heard me say it for years said, "oh that's what you mean." Yup, the wine of Ferlinghetti, Ginsberg and Kerouac. The nectar of creativity.
Now comes validation. This came up on the facebook page of Hippies from the '60s and '70s:
Isn't validation wonderful?
Saturday, August 27, 2016
Heat records and snowmachines and a little "Hey Jude"
All blossomed out but droopy under the weight of the rain. |
Exotic tics seem to be establishing themselves in Alaska
Setting heat records in Alaska August 27: 72 in Anchorage, 79 in Valdez and I bought a snowmachine yesterday. Timing is everything.
Friday, August 26, 2016
Now the Republicans are stuck with the name "Obamacare"
I disagreed because the way I had seen it being used at the time it appeared to be turning around to a positive. I supposed I wanted that to continue and in the back of my mind I thought the more it was used, the more it would grow in acceptance. There wasn't much sense in arguing the point: I wasn't going to win it.
Some time later as the program itself was going through its birthing pains and its advantages becoming exposed, I wrote on here how I thought Republicans had made a big mistake calling it Obamacare because as it became more and more accepted, they would have to live with it as a constant reminder how the president they hated so much would come to mind anytime anyone mentioned the Affordable Care Act, sort of a living, enduring memorial.
Today the term showed up in headlines a couple of times and I got a good laugh thinking how every time some Repug sees it the politician must cringe. My expectation had come true.
The congressional GOP used the word like a profanity and wasted millions of dollars trying to vote it out more than 50 times. But the hatred continues and some folks will cut off their own tails rather than admit it's a success. Take Aetna Insurance for instance. Aetna benefited tremendously from Obamacare bringing in something like $7 billion overall since the program began. Still the company plans to pull out of it blaming the president for not knuckling under to their demands to change.
That's a simplification of a complex financial accounting. healthinsurance,org has a complete explanation here.
The bottom line is the health insurance industry cares more about the bottom line than it does about actually serving people and if they can blame a hated president for their problems, more the better. Single-payer health insurance isn't too far down the road.
Meanwhile every time the name Obamacare pops up they have to cringe at the living memorial to something and someone they say they hate so much. But they still aren't letting go.
The other day a campaign flyer came from our US senator who's running for re-election. Lisa Murkowski is generally considered one of the more moderate Republicans, but to my mind she is just quieter about the more outrageous things she supports in the Senate. The flyer listed bullet points of what she thought were her positive accomplishments in office. Right there in big type she is pointing out how she is proud of voting against Obamacare. Some accomplishment, 50 votes and millions wasted but what's the end result?
The very name she and her fellow obstructionsts hate shows up on her own campaign literature, a blazing memorial to a progressive step in America from a well-liked president and nothing she can do about it. You go, Lisa. Far away, please. And the rest of us will suffer through better health care with a name that turned from a negative to a positive. It's always pleasant to be right once in a while.
Affordable health care by any other name is still Obamacare
Layla – 46 years ago today
On Aug. 26, 1970, The Allman Brothers Band was playing a concert at the Miami Beach Convention Center. During the same time, Eric Clapton was in Miami recording his new project Derek and the Dominos. Clapton decided to catch the ABB. After the show, Eric and Duane Allman started talking and Eric invited invited Duane to come to Criteria Studios, were he was recording at. Allman was happy just to observe, but Clapton insisted he grab his guitar and play. The sessions began that very night where they reportedly jammed until the next evening.
It stands to this day as one of the most famous collaborations in Rock and Roll history. Think "Layla"!!!!! 46 years ago today.
Me and Eric
Thursday, August 25, 2016
Sarcastic rover has an issue with Twitter and Bette Midler has one with foundations
There's been flooding in the neighborhood again. Here's what's being done about it.
Another pretty good tweet for today: Bette Midler
Bryce who? Baseball MVP holds Olympic swimmer's medals while she throws out the first pitch. At this point in human progression, she's probably more famous worldwide than he is.
Cancer now kills more people than heart disease in Alaska and 21 other states
Tuesday, August 23, 2016
Preventing facebook clutter one meme at a time
My friend Tom has only 10 of these left. PM him on facbook to get one. |
Trump has made frequent use of his properties in his presidential bid. In July, the campaign doled out $773,000 to reimburse various Trump-owned companies for expenses. The bulk of that went to TAG Air, the company that owns Trump’s private planes.In all, nearly $7.7 million has been paid out to Trump companies or Trump family members to cover campaign expenditures, filings show.
From Vanity Fair magazine comes a report Trump actually brought up the idea with NBC of continuing his show "The Apprentice" from the Oval Office in the White House after he is elected.
It's about the high cost of epi pens
Several reports say Trump paid for office rent in one of his buildings out of his own pocket early in the campaign. Now that he is using donated money he quadrupled the rent. The guy is gouging his own campaign for his personal profit.
Fly boards, Dennis, pot, Olympics, KFC: another one of those news roundups
Monday, August 22, 2016
Drug testing, Indian uprising and dancing the stroll
Here's how a similar program went in Florida a couple of years ago. It has been the same in every state whee it's been tried but they keep doing it. |
Here's a good roundup of the testing programs nationwide.
And then there's this:
Midnight on a Sunday and all of a sudden it has to be pancakes. Imagine what it would be like if Alaska ever gets around to letting folks sell that pot we voted to legalize almost two years ago.
A meme came up today asking if anybody remembers a dance called the stroll. It showed up in my news feed because it was liked by someone I think I did the stroll with in high school. Her response: "That's funny, but I'm sure we did! "
Someone is stealing dead moose from the sides of Alaska's roads
Somewhere in the background you can hear a Red Queen shouting
This particular moose was only about 10 feet from the pavement. |
Sunday, August 21, 2016
From a solar eclipse to a cosmic fail, saving the world from facebook clutter
Moon’s shadow landfalls Oregon, crosses USA at 1800mph, exits SCarolina. Behold ‘Muuurica’s Eclipse.
Nothing like getting ahead of the game. Set your calendars now.
Governor of Louisiana praises President Obama’s flood response, warns Donald Trump
Sunflowers are about 7 feet tall now and there are blossoms on all of them, but so far only this one is fully open.
When Mongolian Wrestling Coaches Get Angry, They Get Naked
This woman has her own Olympic sport and she sure does stick the landing.
Saturday, August 20, 2016
Another effort in the campaign to keep other people's facebook pages less cluttered
Best headlines ever
Naked pair fed LSD gummy worm to dog
Owners of a Noah's Ark replica file a lawsuit over rain damage
In Southcentral Alaska earthquake, damage originated in the ground, engineers say
A headline that could only be written in Alaska: At state cross country, Glacier Bears and Grizzlies sweep, Lynx repeat, Wolverines make history — and a black bear crosses the trail
Man kills self before shooting wife and daughter
Alabama governor candidate caught in lesbian sperm donation scandal
Sister hits moose on way to visit sister who hit moose.
Man caught driving stolen car filled with radioactive uranium, rattlesnake, whiskey
Man loses his testicles after attempting to smoke weed through a SCUBA tank
Church Mutual Insurance won't cover Church's flood damage because it's 'an act of God'
Homicide victims rarely talk to police
Meerkat Expert Attacked Monkey Handler Over Love Affair with Llama Keeper
GOP congressman opposes gun control because gay marriage leads to bestiality
Owner of killer bear chokes to death on sex toy
Support for legalizing pot hits all-time high
Give me all your money or my penguin will explode
How zombie worms have sex in whale bones
Crocodile steals zoo worker's lawn mower
Woman shot by oven while trying to cook waffles
Nude beach blowjob jet ski fight leads to wife's death
Woman stabs husband with squirrel for not buying beer Christmas Eve
GOPer files complaint against Democrat for telling the truth about Big Lie social posts
Man shot dead on Syracuse Street for 2nd time in 2 days
Alaska woman punches bear in face, saves dog
Johnny Rotten suffers flea bite on his penis after rescuing squirrel
Memorable quotations
The best way to know you are having an adventure is when you wish you were home talking about it." — a mechanic on the Alaska State Ferry System. Or as in my own case planning how I will be writing it on this blog.
"You can't promote principled anti-corruption without pissing off corrupt people." — George Kent
"If only the British had held on to the airports, the whole thing might have gone differently for us." — Mick Jagger
"You can do anything as long as you don't scare the horses." — a mother's favorite saying recalled by a friend
A poem is an egg with a horse inside” — anonymous fourth grader
“My children will likely turn my picture to the wall but what the hell, you only get old once." — Joe May
“Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.” — Ernest Hemingway
When I write, I feel like an armless, legless man with a crayon in his mouth.― Kurt Vonnegut
“If you wrote something for which someone sent you a cheque, if you cashed the cheque and it didn't bounce, and if you then paid the light bill with the money, I consider you talented.”―Stephen King
The thing about ignorance is, you don't have to remain ignorant. — me again"
"It was like the aftermath of an orgasm with the wrong partner." – David Lagercrants “The Girl in the Spider’s Web.”
Why worry about dying, you aren't going to live to regret it.
Never debate with someone who gets ink by the barrel" — George Hayes, former Alaska Attorney General who died recently
My dear Mr. Frost: two roads never diverge in a yellow wood. Three roads meet there. — @Shakespeare on Twitter
Normal is how somebody else thinks you should act.
"The mark of a great shiphandler is never getting into situations that require great shiphandling," Adm. Ernest King, USN
Me: Does the restaurant have cute waitresses?
My friend Gail: All waitresses are cute when you're hungry.
I'm not a writer, but sometimes I push around words to see what happens. – Scott Berry
I realized today how many of my stories start out "years ago." What's next? Once upon a time?"
“The rivers of Alaska are strewn with the bones of men who made but one mistake” - Fred McGarry, a Nushagak Trapper
Many people hear voices when no one is there. Some of them are called mad and are shut up in rooms where they stared at walls all day. Others are called writers and they do pretty much the same thing. – Meg Chittenden
A non-writing writer is a monster courting insanity. – Franz Kafka
We are all immortal until the one day we are not. – me again
If the muse is late, start without her – Peter S. Beagle
Substitute ‘damn’ every time you’re inclined to write ‘very;’ your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be. ~Mark Twain Actually you could do the same thing with the word "really" as in "really cold."
If you are looking for an experience that will temper your vanity, this is it. There's no one to impress when you're alone on the trap line. – Michael Carey quoting his father's journal
Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing. – Benjamin Franklin
It’s nervous work. The state you need to write in is the state that others are paying large sums of money to get rid of. – Shirley Hazzard
So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence -- Bertrand Russell
You know that I always just wanted to have a small ship to take stuff from a place that had a lot of that stuff to a place that did not have a lot of that stuff and so prosper.—Jackie Faber, “The Wake of the Lorelei Lee”
If you attack the arguer instead of the argument, you lose both
If an insurance company won’t pay for damages caused by an “act of God,” shouldn’t it then have to prove the existence of God? – I said that
I used to think getting old was about vanity—but actually it’s about losing people you love. Getting wrinkles is trivial. – Eugene O’Neill
German General to Swiss General: “You have only 500,000 men in your army; what would you do if I invaded with 1 million men?”
Swiss General: “Well, I suppose every one of my soldiers would need to fire twice.”
Writing is the only thing that when I do it, I don’t feel I should be doing something else.—Gloria Steinem
Exceed your bandwidth—sign on the wall of the maintenance shop at the West Coast/Alaska Tsunami Warning Center
One thing I do know, if you keep at it, you usually wind up getting something done.—Patricia Monaghan
Do you want to know what kind of person makes the best reporter? I’ll tell you. A borderline sociopath. Someone smart, inquisitive, stubborn, disorganized, chaotic, and in a perpetual state of simmering rage at the failings of the world.—Brett Arends
It is a very simple mind that only knows how to spell a word one way.—Andrew Jackson
3:30 is too late or too early to do anything—Rene Descartes
Everything is okay when it’s 50-below as long as everything is okay. – an Alaskan in Tom Walker’s “The Seventymile Kid”
You can have your own opinion but you can’t have your own science.—commenter arguing on a story about polar bears and global warming
He looks at three ex wives as a good start—TV police drama
Talkeetna: A friendly little drinking town with a climbing problem.—a handmade bumper sticker
“You’re either into the wall or into the show”—Marco Andretti on giving it all to qualify last at the 2011 Indy 500
Makeup is not for the faint of heart—the makeup guerrilla
“I’m going to relax in a very adult manner.”—Danica Patrick after sweating it out and qualifying half an hour before Andretti
“Asking Congress to come back is like asking a mugger to come back because he forgot your wallet.”—a roundtable participant on Fox of all places
As Republicans go further back in the conception process to define when life actually begins, I am beginning to think the eventual definition will be life begins in the beer I was drinking when I met her.—me again
Hunting is a “critical element for the long-term conservation of wood bison.”—a state department of Fish and Game official explaining why the state would not go along with a federal plan to reintroduce wood bison in Alaska because the agreement did not specifically allow hunting
Each day do something that won’t compute – anon
I can’t belive I still have to protest this shit – a sign carriend by an elderly woman at an Occupy demonstration
Life should be a little nuts or else it’s just a bunch of Thursdays strung together—Kevin Costner as Beau Burroughs in “Rumor has it”
You’re just a wanker whipping up fear —Irish President Michael D. Higgins to a tea party radio announcer
Being president doesn’t change who you are; it reveals who you are—Michelle Obama
Sports malaprops
Commenting on an athlete with hearing impairment he said the player didn’t show any “uncomfortability.” “He's not doing things he can't do."
"… there's a fearlessment about him …"
"He's got to have the lead if he's going to win this race." "
"Kansas has always had the ability to score with the basketball."
"NFL to put computer chips in balls." Oh, that's gotta hurt.
"Now that you're in the finals you have to run the race that's going to get you on the podium."
"It's very important for both sides that they stay on their feet."
This is why you get to hate sportscasters. Kansas beats Texas for the first time since 1938. So the pundits open their segment with the question "let's talk about what went wrong." Wrong? Kansas WON a football game! That's what went RIGHT!
"I brought out the thermostat to show you how cold it is here." Points to a thermometer reading zero in Minneapolis.
"It's tough to win on the road when you turn the ball over." Oh, really? Like you can do all right if you turn the ball over playing at home?
Cliches so embedded in sportscasters' minds they can't help themselves: "Minnesota fell from the ranks of the undefeated today." What ranks? They were the only undefeated team left.
A good one: A 5'10" player went up and caught a pass off a defensive back over six feet tall. The quote? "He's got some hops."
Best homonym of the day so far: "It's all tied. Alabama 34, Kentucky 3." Oh, Tide.
"Steve Hooker commentates on his Olympic pole vault gold medal." When "comments" just won't do.
"He's certainly capable of the top ten, maybe even higher than that."
"Atlanta is capable of doing what they're doing."
"Biyombo, one of seven kids from the Republic of Congo." In the NBA? In America? In his whole country?
"You can't come out and be aggressive but you can't come out and be unaggressive."
"They're gonna be in every game they play!"
"First you have to get two strikes on the hitter before you get the strikeout."
"The game ended in the final seconds." You have to wonder when the others ended or are they still going on?
How is a team down by one touchdown before the half "totally demoralized?"
"If they score runs they will win."
"I think the matchup is what it is"
After a play a Houston defender was on his knees, his head on the ground and his hand underneath him appeared to clutch a very sensitive part of the male anatomy. He rolled onto his back and quickly removed his hand. (Remember the old Cosby routine "you cannot touch certain parts of your body?") Finally they helped the guy to the sideline and then the replay was shown. In it the guy clearly took a hard knee between his thighs. As this was being shown, one of the announcers says, "It looks like he hurt his shoulder." The other agrees and then they both talk about how serious a shoulder injury can be. Were we watching the same game?
"Somebody is going to be the quarterback or we're going to see a new quarterback."
"That was a playmaker making a play.”