The meaning will come clear in the links at the end. (See how you generate hits?) |
Thursday, September 29, 2016
It's not a numbers game, honest, it really isn't
Saturday, September 24, 2016
The power of words
Meme from the Occupy Democrats Facebook page. |
The thing is in the modern case, I think the speaker is so uninformed about government and history he doesn't even realize he is parroting the worst murderer of the 20th Century. He also seems to be a man who cannot resist adoration no matter where it comes from, even modern American Nazis and Klansmen. Compliment him, follow him no matter who you are, massage his huge ego, and he will champion your cause no matter the repercussions, at least until you say something he doesn't like.
Tuesday, September 20, 2016
Some funky stuff that could have been on your Facebook feed
Snopes confirms it
Menominee Indians deliver firewood to the encampment at Standing Rock.
Does this photo really need a caption?
George H.W. Bush to vote for Hillary https://t.co/kDleecwLTc 🤗😄— Cyndy Earnshaw (@eagletakSeptember 20, 2016
Monday, September 19, 2016
On Social Security and other stuff that might clutter your facebook page
I have paid into Social Security since 1959 and in my first job at the age of 16 in a Hampton Beach, New Hampshire, restaurant kitchen. Today it is my major source of income. To see these attacks of the program sometimes calling those of us who depend on it freeloaders is pretty scary. One result that seems to go unnoticed is that my payment has been slowly eroded over the past few years. Understand that Medicare is part of the program, but we pay for that. For several years now there has been no cost-of living increase in benefits while at the same time the cost for Medicare has creeped upward, not to mention increases in any supplemental health insurance we may carry. So what I have realized is a reduction in spendable income. Coupled with that is a cost-of-living calculation that discriminates against older people. A lot of weight in figuring the cost of living is based on the price of gasoline. That sounds OK until you understand that in my last job I commuted 80 miles a day. Now in my retirement I don't drive that much in a week. So, my cost of living is not affected much by gas price, yet as prices have dropped so has the cost-of-living allowance and that pretty much wipes out any increase that otherwise might apply. On top of that, the federal government lets us pay income tax on the payments we receive, probably at a higher rate than most one percenters. So, first of all it is not a free ride, AND it is slowly being whittled away from us.
Just for some perspective.
I didn't realize how big those sunflowers grew until my friend Gail stood next to them. Her feet are just about at the base of the roots.
Author W.P. Kinsella who wrote "Shoeless Joe," the book behind the movie "Field of Dreams" dies in Canada the age of 81.
Kevin Costner made two of the best baseball movies ever. This one and Bull Durham, both standing the test of time as well.
It's all right to be an introvert as long as you keep it to yourself
There's a full playlist here.
Saturday, September 17, 2016
Another hot mess avoided; lots of Alaska stuff
Ruptured Pipeline Spills Oil Into Yellowstone River
The Anchorage Police Department has a sense of humor. Who knew? The bear eventually wandered into a cemetery and climbed a tree. There it was tranquilized and transported out of town.
In the realm of watching paint dry, this is me this afternoon. Watching my heart rate drop on my Apple Watch after some strenuous exercise. 107 at the peak. 65 an hour later. I think that's healthy.
Friday, September 16, 2016
More in the continuing effort to keep my friends' Facebook pages neat
Best headline of the day so far: Ted Nugent Calls For Native Americans to ‘Go Back Where They Came From’
Another list of authors I didn't make:
15 of the Most Stylish Authors In History https://t.co/W6mXG1hcsT pic.twitter.com/4Te23UExFs— TOWN&COUNTRY (@TandCmag) September 16, 2016
Forest Service workers killed a charging bear near site of earlier Sitka attack https://t.co/7vxwSuhi2X pic.twitter.com/z4TQ4Mvtct— Alaska Dispatch News (@adndotcom) September 14, 2016
Mural Featuring Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles as Renaissance Painters They Were Named After https://t.co/kW4yvXdLAS pic.twitter.com/FRwdqkypnY— Laughing Squid (@LaughingSquid) September 15, 2016
Google street view blurred a cow's face. |
Thursday, September 15, 2016
Wakeup call
But she made a mistake today. Mid afternoon, I am happily typing away and comes a "rapping, rapping, rapping on my bedroom wall" (with a sincere apology to Edgar Allen Poe.) Already clothed I fumbled the long lens onto the camera and sneaked out the door. There she was almost close enough to touch. She
Around to the front of the house. |
Back to nature and, I hope, a more successful hunt. |
Poetry in motion? |
As I write this she is back rapping rapping rapping. Now she has moved around to the front. But I have what I want, though. Next time I will put on some shoes and pants before I go chasing a woodpecker around the yard. Isn't living back in the woods fun?
Tuesday, September 13, 2016
Another day, so much less clutter
Eagles gather on the Eagle in Dutch Harbor Alaska. Photo Max Viau |
.@NOAA works to address noise in the ocean, announces #OceanNoiseStrategy. Learn more here: https://t.co/seoSiJtFkJ pic.twitter.com/G0eCmtX8rg— NOAA Fisheries (@NOAAFisheries) September 13, 2016
Monday, September 12, 2016
Here's some stuff I could have cluttered your facebook with
There is a Lakota prophesy that tells of a black snake that will create destruction as it moves across the land
Today I have seen people speculate about HillaryClinton's health, intimate that she can't do the job because of her health, analyze blurry pictures trying to point out her weakness. What I haven't seen is a single person expressing concern for her health. Is this who we want to be?
Sense of humor time: Ok by reading the above you understand I was appalled by the focus on Clinton's frailty and its effect on politics, but on the other hand, this meme is pretty funny. Diagnosis: pneumonia. Result: taking a sick day from work. Oh horrorshow! Remember Trump ducked military duty with a sore foot, and that was at the peak of his health.
AND FINALLY:
Saturday, September 10, 2016
When Alaska surprises you with 80-degree weather
When I came back I went about taking care of that and ordered a couple of lightweight pullovers and a shirt LLBean called sunsmart. I liked the shirt and on a whim one night (late night, glass of wine, credit card sort of thing) I ordered another one.
This time I read the label. What it says is this shirt has a UBF rating of 50 plus. In addition, it's cool, moisture-wicking, breathable and quick drying. You can also roll it up and stick it in a backpack and it takes up very little space and weighs almost nothing.
I haven't put them to a real test yet but so far loving them. I don't often recommend a product but I think this one's a winner. (And, no, I am not being paid to do this.)
A few things I learned in the past couple of days
Another one of those nickel quizzes
Winterizing
Godzilla geranium in its natural habitat. It spends less than four months outdoors. |
chores done at the end of summer and preparing for the coming winter even thought there's no termination dust on the mountain yet.
Changed and checked and filled all the precious bodily fluids in the Jeep and cleaned up what's left from summer in order to pack it with stuff for the East Pole this winter.
Got some modifications done on the new snowmachine so it will work better at least doing the things I need it for. I swear people who design and build things ought to use them and learn what it is like to operate them. I once drove a boat in which I had to cut a hole through the cabin sole in order to reach the oil dipstick on one of the engines. Who the hell designed that?
The problem and the solution. |
An unexpected difficulty interrupted that operation. Neither of the batteries for my drill motor had enough oomph to drill the holes. So while they were charging, I went after the plants that had to come indoors. The other day I harvested what was left in the garden so this was all that was left except to put up protective wire fencing to keep moose out of the lilac and put up the bird feeders. I collected the godzilla geranium and the Valentine rose plant (it defies the term "bush) and brought them indoors.
With several nagging chores out of the way and that geranium where it spends the larger part of the year on the kitchen table while the rose plant waits for February atop a bookshelf, maybe it's time to sit back a little and relax into the evening with some music. I hear my favorite Lady singer has a new song out.
Friday, September 9, 2016
If only I were posting on facebook today …
gCaptain photo |
Joint Statement from the Department of Justice, the Department of the Army and the Department of the Interior Regarding Standing Rock Sioux Tribe v. U.S. Army Corps of Engineers
On of those things you never knew you wanted to knowAnd another one
New paving mixture may help save lives, according to @AlaskaDOTPF: https://t.co/9hRtrgjEVK pic.twitter.com/JeCgHnLOq4— KTVA 11 News (@ktva) September 8, 2016
You live in an age where you can say, “Hey, let’s send a robot to go get a piece of that asteroid in fricking space!”— SarcasticRover (@SarcasticRover) September 9, 2016
AND THEN IT HAPPENS!
Wednesday, September 7, 2016
A meager harvest at best …
Eight-foot sunflowers, next year corn. |
With frosts predicted almost daily and night temperatures dropping into the 30s the time came to bring in the crop – harvest day in the haphazard garden.
The garden didn't produce nearly as much as in past years but there are several valid excuses. To begin with I almost didn't plant at all and so when I did start it was late and then I didn't plant nearly as much as I have in past years. Then over the summer I gave away most of the the zucchinis that grew, particularly the big ones, lettuce too. The lettuce planted in a pot next to the door grew at least four harvestable quantities, coming back strong after every cutting, so that experiment was worth it.
Some sizable zucchinis came up but I gave most of those away and had a couple of meals out of a few more. Potatoes came in strong. Having some of those tonight.
A friend came out and I gave her most of what I harvested today to share with other friends, so it is all going to good homes and the whole process no mater the outcome is satisfying and worth the effort.
Lettuce, zucchini and potatoes. |
All in all, a success and enough so as to encourage another try.
Tuesday, September 6, 2016
A series of fortunate events
you might depend on has failed somehow while you were gone. This one isn't as bad as an extended power outage leaving everything in your freezer melted and all your fish who depended on aeration dead, but almost as irritating.
After a couple of days at the East Pole and twice over a seven-mile trail in muddy water over my boot tops and endless deep puddles, some more than 100 feet long, I arrived home exhausted, muddy, hungry and tired. I managed to get the wet stuff into the house and leftover foods into the refrigerator, my muddy clothing right down to the socks into the washer and then flopped on the bed without even a shower.
I just wanted to relax and recuperate for a while and I turned on the computer to see what I had missed while I was gone. My wi fi didn't work. Every attempt to connect with something came up "you are not connected to the internet." All the signals were right, the proper lights on the modem, the green light on the router and the indicator on the computer showing it was connected, but nothing would load. I turned off and turned on, unplugged and replugged, went through preferences, and diagnostics but through it all nothing would get the computer to give me access to facebook, let alone my financial accounts.
So I just shut it off and laid there for a bit watching nothing I cared about on television, after all, Netflix had two new seasons of Shameless ready for me and I couldn't get at them.
In time my wandering mind hit on a solution and there began an incredible chain of technological and mechanical successes of almost unbelievable proportions.
First, there was the ethernet connection I could make directly from the modem to the computer. Bingo Bango, helllllloooo Shameless. I also noticed the connection ran considerably faster and with less lag between keyboard input and results. Online and ready to boogie.
The fact that iPhone, iPad and Apple watch wouldn't connect came to mind only later. For the time being the day had been saved.
The next day passed uneventfully until mid-afternoon. So proud of the handling of the problem, it seemed like a good time to try another one. Ever since an installation of an operating system upgrade, one of my email accounts had been inaccessible. I messed with it a little and then called the provider's technical assistance. I had finally figured my problem was with an errant password, but I couldn't figure out what. Five minutes on the phone and we had it fixed. Super now all those accounts worked. Still no connection to the other devices, but I thought fooling with that stuff could only bring more frustration than I needed.
There was that plus I really liked the faster smoother operation with ethernet. The next day I started looking at the back panels of the components. Voila! On the back of the router there are three ethernet ports. One was occupied with the printer but two held nothing. Sooo, I found by unplugging the ethernet wire to the computer from the back of the modem which then could be connected to the router, then I could run the ethernet out of the router to the computer and maybe have both wi-fi AND ethernet. Long story short, it worked. Now I have smooth fast ethernet to the desktop and wi-fi for the phones and pads and the like. Awesomesauce.
I felt quite confident. Confident enough even to tackle the big one that has been a pain for a week. On this new snowmachine I had been looking through it just for familiarization and learned there was no easy access to the top of the engine – to do things like change spark plugs. I couldn't even see spark plugs. I didn't get far but I had gained enough humility to expose my mechanical ignorance to the dealer and ask how to do that. Another five minute phone call. (Incidentally it is not an easy task. There a lot more fancy electronic connections on this new machine than I have ever seen before, but I did learn how to get at the spark plugs.)
So, with connectivity better than I've ever had before, all my email accounts working and a new snowmachine I am much more comfortable with, it's time to put my feet up, perhaps a glass of wine and who knows, maybe a playlist tonight. And, oh yeah, think snow. And, too, be thankful nothing melted in the fridge.
A collection of stuff I might have posted on facebook over Labor Day
It's been sunny all day and then you see
this. What
does it mean? Sure sign of
changing weather. Rain
started about 6 hours later. (My Photo)
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In the immortal words of Old Lodgeskins (see the movie Little Big Man) some days the medicine doesn't work.
Watch a grizzly chase a moose all around the pond.
— Shannyn Moore (@shannynmoore) September 6, 2016
That should get rid of a bunch of obnoxious ads on TV.ITT Tech announces it is closing all of its campuses following federal sanctions against company - Gizmodo https://t.co/HY7djlMGDT— Breaking News (@BreakingNews) September 6, 2016
Thursday, September 1, 2016
Winter birds, wettest month, empty SCOTUS seat and god's wrath
Best headlines ever
Naked pair fed LSD gummy worm to dog
Owners of a Noah's Ark replica file a lawsuit over rain damage
In Southcentral Alaska earthquake, damage originated in the ground, engineers say
A headline that could only be written in Alaska: At state cross country, Glacier Bears and Grizzlies sweep, Lynx repeat, Wolverines make history — and a black bear crosses the trail
Man kills self before shooting wife and daughter
Alabama governor candidate caught in lesbian sperm donation scandal
Sister hits moose on way to visit sister who hit moose.
Man caught driving stolen car filled with radioactive uranium, rattlesnake, whiskey
Man loses his testicles after attempting to smoke weed through a SCUBA tank
Church Mutual Insurance won't cover Church's flood damage because it's 'an act of God'
Homicide victims rarely talk to police
Meerkat Expert Attacked Monkey Handler Over Love Affair with Llama Keeper
GOP congressman opposes gun control because gay marriage leads to bestiality
Owner of killer bear chokes to death on sex toy
Support for legalizing pot hits all-time high
Give me all your money or my penguin will explode
How zombie worms have sex in whale bones
Crocodile steals zoo worker's lawn mower
Woman shot by oven while trying to cook waffles
Nude beach blowjob jet ski fight leads to wife's death
Woman stabs husband with squirrel for not buying beer Christmas Eve
GOPer files complaint against Democrat for telling the truth about Big Lie social posts
Man shot dead on Syracuse Street for 2nd time in 2 days
Alaska woman punches bear in face, saves dog
Johnny Rotten suffers flea bite on his penis after rescuing squirrel
Memorable quotations
The best way to know you are having an adventure is when you wish you were home talking about it." — a mechanic on the Alaska State Ferry System. Or as in my own case planning how I will be writing it on this blog.
"You can't promote principled anti-corruption without pissing off corrupt people." — George Kent
"If only the British had held on to the airports, the whole thing might have gone differently for us." — Mick Jagger
"You can do anything as long as you don't scare the horses." — a mother's favorite saying recalled by a friend
A poem is an egg with a horse inside” — anonymous fourth grader
“My children will likely turn my picture to the wall but what the hell, you only get old once." — Joe May
“Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.” — Ernest Hemingway
When I write, I feel like an armless, legless man with a crayon in his mouth.― Kurt Vonnegut
“If you wrote something for which someone sent you a cheque, if you cashed the cheque and it didn't bounce, and if you then paid the light bill with the money, I consider you talented.”―Stephen King
The thing about ignorance is, you don't have to remain ignorant. — me again"
"It was like the aftermath of an orgasm with the wrong partner." – David Lagercrants “The Girl in the Spider’s Web.”
Why worry about dying, you aren't going to live to regret it.
Never debate with someone who gets ink by the barrel" — George Hayes, former Alaska Attorney General who died recently
My dear Mr. Frost: two roads never diverge in a yellow wood. Three roads meet there. — @Shakespeare on Twitter
Normal is how somebody else thinks you should act.
"The mark of a great shiphandler is never getting into situations that require great shiphandling," Adm. Ernest King, USN
Me: Does the restaurant have cute waitresses?
My friend Gail: All waitresses are cute when you're hungry.
I'm not a writer, but sometimes I push around words to see what happens. – Scott Berry
I realized today how many of my stories start out "years ago." What's next? Once upon a time?"
“The rivers of Alaska are strewn with the bones of men who made but one mistake” - Fred McGarry, a Nushagak Trapper
Many people hear voices when no one is there. Some of them are called mad and are shut up in rooms where they stared at walls all day. Others are called writers and they do pretty much the same thing. – Meg Chittenden
A non-writing writer is a monster courting insanity. – Franz Kafka
We are all immortal until the one day we are not. – me again
If the muse is late, start without her – Peter S. Beagle
Substitute ‘damn’ every time you’re inclined to write ‘very;’ your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be. ~Mark Twain Actually you could do the same thing with the word "really" as in "really cold."
If you are looking for an experience that will temper your vanity, this is it. There's no one to impress when you're alone on the trap line. – Michael Carey quoting his father's journal
Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing. – Benjamin Franklin
It’s nervous work. The state you need to write in is the state that others are paying large sums of money to get rid of. – Shirley Hazzard
So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence -- Bertrand Russell
You know that I always just wanted to have a small ship to take stuff from a place that had a lot of that stuff to a place that did not have a lot of that stuff and so prosper.—Jackie Faber, “The Wake of the Lorelei Lee”
If you attack the arguer instead of the argument, you lose both
If an insurance company won’t pay for damages caused by an “act of God,” shouldn’t it then have to prove the existence of God? – I said that
I used to think getting old was about vanity—but actually it’s about losing people you love. Getting wrinkles is trivial. – Eugene O’Neill
German General to Swiss General: “You have only 500,000 men in your army; what would you do if I invaded with 1 million men?”
Swiss General: “Well, I suppose every one of my soldiers would need to fire twice.”
Writing is the only thing that when I do it, I don’t feel I should be doing something else.—Gloria Steinem
Exceed your bandwidth—sign on the wall of the maintenance shop at the West Coast/Alaska Tsunami Warning Center
One thing I do know, if you keep at it, you usually wind up getting something done.—Patricia Monaghan
Do you want to know what kind of person makes the best reporter? I’ll tell you. A borderline sociopath. Someone smart, inquisitive, stubborn, disorganized, chaotic, and in a perpetual state of simmering rage at the failings of the world.—Brett Arends
It is a very simple mind that only knows how to spell a word one way.—Andrew Jackson
3:30 is too late or too early to do anything—Rene Descartes
Everything is okay when it’s 50-below as long as everything is okay. – an Alaskan in Tom Walker’s “The Seventymile Kid”
You can have your own opinion but you can’t have your own science.—commenter arguing on a story about polar bears and global warming
He looks at three ex wives as a good start—TV police drama
Talkeetna: A friendly little drinking town with a climbing problem.—a handmade bumper sticker
“You’re either into the wall or into the show”—Marco Andretti on giving it all to qualify last at the 2011 Indy 500
Makeup is not for the faint of heart—the makeup guerrilla
“I’m going to relax in a very adult manner.”—Danica Patrick after sweating it out and qualifying half an hour before Andretti
“Asking Congress to come back is like asking a mugger to come back because he forgot your wallet.”—a roundtable participant on Fox of all places
As Republicans go further back in the conception process to define when life actually begins, I am beginning to think the eventual definition will be life begins in the beer I was drinking when I met her.—me again
Hunting is a “critical element for the long-term conservation of wood bison.”—a state department of Fish and Game official explaining why the state would not go along with a federal plan to reintroduce wood bison in Alaska because the agreement did not specifically allow hunting
Each day do something that won’t compute – anon
I can’t belive I still have to protest this shit – a sign carriend by an elderly woman at an Occupy demonstration
Life should be a little nuts or else it’s just a bunch of Thursdays strung together—Kevin Costner as Beau Burroughs in “Rumor has it”
You’re just a wanker whipping up fear —Irish President Michael D. Higgins to a tea party radio announcer
Being president doesn’t change who you are; it reveals who you are—Michelle Obama
Sports malaprops
Commenting on an athlete with hearing impairment he said the player didn’t show any “uncomfortability.” “He's not doing things he can't do."
"… there's a fearlessment about him …"
"He's got to have the lead if he's going to win this race." "
"Kansas has always had the ability to score with the basketball."
"NFL to put computer chips in balls." Oh, that's gotta hurt.
"Now that you're in the finals you have to run the race that's going to get you on the podium."
"It's very important for both sides that they stay on their feet."
This is why you get to hate sportscasters. Kansas beats Texas for the first time since 1938. So the pundits open their segment with the question "let's talk about what went wrong." Wrong? Kansas WON a football game! That's what went RIGHT!
"I brought out the thermostat to show you how cold it is here." Points to a thermometer reading zero in Minneapolis.
"It's tough to win on the road when you turn the ball over." Oh, really? Like you can do all right if you turn the ball over playing at home?
Cliches so embedded in sportscasters' minds they can't help themselves: "Minnesota fell from the ranks of the undefeated today." What ranks? They were the only undefeated team left.
A good one: A 5'10" player went up and caught a pass off a defensive back over six feet tall. The quote? "He's got some hops."
Best homonym of the day so far: "It's all tied. Alabama 34, Kentucky 3." Oh, Tide.
"Steve Hooker commentates on his Olympic pole vault gold medal." When "comments" just won't do.
"He's certainly capable of the top ten, maybe even higher than that."
"Atlanta is capable of doing what they're doing."
"Biyombo, one of seven kids from the Republic of Congo." In the NBA? In America? In his whole country?
"You can't come out and be aggressive but you can't come out and be unaggressive."
"They're gonna be in every game they play!"
"First you have to get two strikes on the hitter before you get the strikeout."
"The game ended in the final seconds." You have to wonder when the others ended or are they still going on?
How is a team down by one touchdown before the half "totally demoralized?"
"If they score runs they will win."
"I think the matchup is what it is"
After a play a Houston defender was on his knees, his head on the ground and his hand underneath him appeared to clutch a very sensitive part of the male anatomy. He rolled onto his back and quickly removed his hand. (Remember the old Cosby routine "you cannot touch certain parts of your body?") Finally they helped the guy to the sideline and then the replay was shown. In it the guy clearly took a hard knee between his thighs. As this was being shown, one of the announcers says, "It looks like he hurt his shoulder." The other agrees and then they both talk about how serious a shoulder injury can be. Were we watching the same game?
"Somebody is going to be the quarterback or we're going to see a new quarterback."
"That was a playmaker making a play.”