Tuesday, January 26, 2021

East Pole Journal V. II, Episode 7: North Country ballet

It happened just above where that black sled is upside down.
     As I danced around in my predicament yesterday I came to wonder if any of those dainty
ballerinas and ballerinos could pull this off.

Picture this if you will. To begin with, I am standing on a hard, snow-packed trail that’s particularly slippery because it’s on a steep hillside. This is the kind of trail where if you lean the wrong direction gravity takes over and you fall, making that choice rather than risking further injury trying to regain your balance. A heavy arm load of something gives gravity an extra advantage in your battle to remain upright. You know you are going to fall where that load has the shortest trip down. It’s also a trail where you accidentally take just one step off it, and your leg sinks thigh deep into the snow. Now add to this the fact you are standing in one snowshoe while you are trying to free your foot from the binding on the other half of the pair. But that’s not all, there’s a long tow rope to a heavily loaded sled wrapped around one leg and underfoot by the other one while your old friend gravity is trying to send that sled flying freely down the hill taking you along with it. Just for fun do it without the gloves you left on the sled so you could more easily manipulate the snowshoe bindings. Oh, yeah, it’s 10 degrees and the pain in your fingers is telling you it’s time to glove up but you can’t quite reach them. You’re down on one knee futilely using those painful fingers to release your foot from the resisting snowshoe binding. Now stand up. And let the dance begin. Your free foot loses its traction and slips just enough to throw off your balance and to remain upright you put pressure on the one with the snowshoe and that slips under the sled as you flail your arms desperately fighting the gravitational pull trying to send you sliding down the hill on your face. You are saved from that fate only because one step off the trail to regain balance, your boot sinks in snow up to your thigh and now one leg is considerably shorter than the other. Now there’s a dance worthy of a New York stage, don’t you think?

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Tuesday, January 12, 2021

East Pole Journal, a brief update: The circle remains unbroken

That’s it. The firewood season has begun, continuing the cycle. I’m now cutting wood to keep me warm next winter while I cut wood for the following winter. There is no such thing as closure.

Monday, January 11, 2021

Warning: Childhood memories ahead

 

A '39 Chevy, close to my memory.
Author's note: be sure to stay for the ending in which my friend Joe May recalls his family's history in the ice business of the Great Lakes,
    
I love the noon hour on National Public Radio. First you get a quick review of national news, then local news, announcements and some other local stuff. The second half hour is usually filled out with two or three short pieces on various subjects like science, history, literature, or a myriad of other subjects. Garrison Keillor used to read a poem during that half hour.

            Today a historian went into a talk about the development of cold storage from the Pilgrims observing Native Americans cutting blocks of ice from ponds to preserve their food to the 20s and 30s when an ice-block industry sprang up in the United States. In those days the main storage for perishables in the home was an ice box. They were shaped generally like refrigerators today with one difference. Where today the upper section is the freezer portion, that compartment then held a block of ice. You had to go to an ice house every so often to buy a new block, or I believe there were delivery services as well.

     

Some ice houses were huge. This one was in
Denver.

Those trips to the ice house have been etched into my mind. When we did that, I couldn’t have been more than 5 years old but I remember those trips vividly. We had a pre-war Chevrolet four-door, black, with running boards and fenders. We had to drive quite a way or so I recall; distances seem to change with age. How I remember this, I have no idea, but we drove most of the way on the Humboldt Parkway from Kenmore south into Buffalo in New York State.

     The ice house as I recall was a huge square building maybe two stories high but only had one floor.
Inside blocks of ice in piles rose to the ceiling in some parts, other parts were being filled or emptied, I guess depending on how long the ice had been there. Workers using tongs moved the blocks around as needed, for instance, bringing one to our car. Hunting season made the trips more exciting. In addition to all the ice, deer carcasses dangled from the ceiling, apparently draining and being preserved until they could be butchered. I wonder now if there might have been deer blood in that precious ice we bought.

     With the purchase made, the workers strapped the block of ice to the Chevy’s running board and off we went. Now, Humboldt Parkway had an interesting construction. To begin with there was a wide median that held large trees. More fun for me was where the side streets entered, they had crowns in the center and those extended out into the parkway at intersections. They made for serious bumps which were wonderful things to a 4-year-old boy who almost flew out of his seat when the car lurched over them. Of course, my father hated those bumps. I suspect he may have lost a block of ice to one at some time or other.

Raggedy Andy


    Another recollection from that time was something I lost on one of those trips. I can admit this now: at 78 I have no one I need to impress with my manhood anymore. I had a doll. It was a Raggedy Andy. I suppose there was a Raggedy Ann around too, but I only wanted Andy. He went everywhere with me until one day after we arrived home from the ice house, Andy had disappeared. We searched everywhere; my father even drove a little way back. But we never saw Andy again. I don’t recall how I suffered the loss or how long that lasted, but in time I forgot about it. At that age new things come along almost daily. There was one aspect of that time that lingered a whole lot longer than the memory of the missing Andy. I don’t think my parents stopped calling refrigerators “the ice box” until well into the 1950s.



Joe May's family has a history in the ice business

     Icehouse: Mid 1800's my great grandfather immigrated from Sweden/Norway to Chicago. He found work with a company that sent him north to western Wisconsin near Green Bay. He homesteaded a wooded peninsula on the water and set up a sawmill, a great log icehouse, a deep-water dock to accommodate the company sailing ships that plied Lake Michigan and supplied Chicago with timber, horse hay, etc.

Gram, she was gone
before I was born.
     In summer they sawed lumber for export to Chicago and in winter sawed (by hand) big blocks of ice from the bay, skidded it up to the icehouse, and layered it in sawdust saved from the summer sawing. In spring, after ice-out, the ships would come in, load the hold with ice and more sawdust, and the deck with a cargo of lumber. A half dozen live-in hired men made it a beehive of industry with a bunkhouse with an enormous dining room table (old growth oak).

   
 He married a local belle, built her a magnificent three story house of old growth hardwoods and painted it snow white. It stands yet on "Gustafson's Point" near Green Bay. Grampa Gustafson died the year after I was born but I clearly remember a childhood playing in the old icehouse, on the rickety dock, and in the dilapidated warehouse with my red-headed cousins.

Treasured memories here...thanks, Tim.

— Joe May

Sunday, January 10, 2021

Where is Sherlock when we need him? An East Pole Journal Extra

Mysteries cloud bird populations.

MISSING BIRD: Apporox 1 year  old, wearing red
     He might say to Watson, “Hmm. Watson, there seems to be some foul play afoot.” About three days
ago this blog posted a photo of a male Pine Grosbeak all fluffed up against the cold. Below him on the ground a female poked about in the seeds Chickadees had spilled off the feeder. That was the last day the male was observed. The female came by the next day but then she, too, disapeared and neither has come around since. Several suspicions have surfaced. They could have been taken by a predator. There were holes in the snowbank near the spilled seed where an ermine could have hidden while stalking them but there no signs of any struggle in the area. Another suspicion could be they succumbed to the cold. The temperature had dropped to zero several times in the previous few days. A predatory bird might have gotten them, though I haven’t seen any of the usual predators around so far this year. Also, they could have found a more enticing feeder somewhere in the neighborhood, although no one’s been in any of the nearby cabins recently. 

     Then after a few days a new mystery developed; whether the two relate to each other remains to be seen. Traditionally Chickadees make up the largest population of visitors to this feeder. In some years they have been challenged in numbers by redpolls but other than that and in particular, maybe one red-breasted nuthatch would show up among them.

     This year something changed. To begin with, more nuthatches than ever before came by to feed. As many as three at a time have been spotted. Still, when I went out in the morning the Chickadees have been flitting back and forth to the feeder in dominating numbers, joined this year by at least three nuthatches flying in just as often.

       With that as background, I walked out yesterday morning amazed to see there wasn’t a Chickadee in sight. Strange to begin with, but then I noticed the three tiny nuthatches on the feeder. Twice more that day nuthatches had the place to themselves, poking at the seeds. That condition continued through most of the day until late afternoon when more Chickadees arrived.

      Now, I had to wonder where the Chickadees had gone all day? Had a predator that I didn’t see gone after them and chased them into the trees? Had they found another feeder with the Grosbeaks. Had the nuthatches chased them off? Despite their size they can be pretty aggressive in defending their spots on the feeder. Did the Chickadees regroup and mount a counterattack later in the day?

Curious, Watson, very curious.

Perhaps we need a good dose of that famous London fog to complete the scene and complicate the mystery even more.

Two days later the Chickadees and nuthatches were back in regular numbers, but still no sign of the grosbeaks.

 

One another note: One of the reasons I like living this way

     Sunday afternoon I had worked my way through about two thirds of a long mental list of chores. I came indoors for a moment, a sip of juice and dry gloves, fully intending to get right back at it. But, I


had left the radio on and an American Roots announcer on PBS was interviewing and reliving Judy Collins’ life with her. It only took a bit of one song and I lost it, plopped down in the chair, unzipped my coveralls and settled in to listen. What chores? They went from her childhood in Seattle to her life in Greenwich Village and her development as a singer. All along her songs were interspersed into their conversation. Someday SoonBoth sides now, and so many more. Toward the end they even went into the evolution of Suite, Judy Blue Eyes, the Crosby, Stills and Nash song Steven Stills wrote after he and Collins ended their romance. She recalled how they both cried when he played it for her; but she told him she loved the song but didn’t want to get back together, still, making sure to say the two are still friends. For what it’s worth I don’t regret a minute of the half hour or so I sat there and listened. I still managed to finish the list of chores too. 

     As I was doing that a thought came to mind. I am not sure if it’s coincidence or irony, but there was a Sweet Judy Blue Eyes in my life too. (And, yes, I meant to spell it that way.) Irony of the situation is, later on I learned she had married a rodeo cowboy.

Firewood and Revery

 

One more paradigm shift

     At times people have kidded me about policing up all the chips and splinters and wedges that litter the yard after a session of splitting firewood. Well, here it is five weeks already and I still haven’t had to split one single stick of kindling for the fire.

Sunday, January 3, 2021

East Pole Journal V. II Episode 6: Gros, really gros


Life is like that first step outdoors in the morning

In one of the most famous movie lines of all time Forrest Gump’s mother told him, “Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re going to get.” I am beginning to think that also applies to the first step outdoors in the morning. The day before yesterday, January 1, 2021, to be exact, I saw the first Pine Marten I’ve ever seen over almost 50 years in Alaska. There’s more today; to begin with there was no temperature. Zero, nil. I heard a flutter off to my right and turned in time to see a female Pine Grosbeak clinging to the feeder for dear life, wings flapping as she tried to maintain her hold. Soon enough she flew off into a nearby tree.

      I quickly blamed myself for her failed effort. I had seen a male the day before and knowing they have a tough time on the narrow perches the feeder affords them, I fully intended to throw a handful of seeds onto the nearby snow so they could feed especially in this cold.

    After quickly taking care of my own business, I filled a cup with seeds and dumped it over the edge of the deck into the snow. Not too long after that I saw both of them picking through those seeds. I watched for a few minutes, but the cold was getting the better of me so I went inside and left them to it.

     A few minutes later I had to go back out for a couple of sticks of firewood. I chanced to look up and there framed by branches, sat the male in a nearby tree, his feathers all puffed up against the cold. My presence didn’t seem to bother him so I went for the camera and this picture is the result. One of the best I’ve ever made of a Pine Grosbeak. It was like “thanks for the breakfast, I’ll pose for you now.” You just never know what you’re going to get. (And no, I will not use “gonna,” not now, not ever.)

     As an afterthought; with this kind of a start, maybe this 2021 is going to be all right.


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Friday, January 1, 2021

East Pole Journal V. II, No. 5: Morning visitor


A Pine Marten takes a perch in a birch

     As I stepped through the doorway this morning, motion in my peripheral vision alerted me in time to watch a bushy tail disappear off the south end of the deck. I ran over in time to see a fairly large animal, perhaps the size of a larger cat, hopping through the snow toward shelter of a small stand of fairly sizeable birch trees. I kept watching and in time recognized just the silhouette of its head and ears. I turned and ran for my camera. 

 This is the first, blurry, shot.
     Locating the animal in the viewfinder immediately told me this wasn’t going to amount to much and then two big eyes reflected back through the through the lens. Snap. It seemed to take forever for the camera’s system to recover from the first flash, but eventually it did. This time I gave it a few seconds with a lightly depressed shutter to let the camera make its own adjustments for focus, aperture and shutter speed and then I got one more shot. I have to tell you that is the luckiest photo I ever took in my life. When I first downloaded and saw it, all I could really see were two smaller eyes shining at me in the dark. But when I lightened the picture, the whole animal showed up. And, that’s the big picture at the top here. The smaller one is the first one I snapped, totally hurried and out of focus, but the eyesn shined through and allowed me to take my time for the second shot.

     When I looked again it had left the perch. Later I saw it run into the stand of spruce a little downhill from the cabin and from there run off to the southwest. Later I saw tracks in the snow along the whole north side of the cabin and then disappearing over the hill but later fund tracks where it had circled the whole house. Wondering now if I need to lock. the door.


Some interesting comments from facebook:

  • This is a gift. Many people spend a lifetime up here without seeing one in the wild. I've heard it's possible to habituate them to come for food and be a regular visitor.
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       Yes, we had one lured to the gray jays' feeding station by the remains of an ancient ice cream cake. That one had a sweet tooth, and returned often all winter for toast and jam or stale cookies.
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  • Dave & our partner John had to trap two that broke into the old (1917s-30s) Johnson/Hajdukovitch cabin on Central Creek while they were in the cabin, hissing when they were confronted. They were after the food and were not going to be deterred by a couple of humans and kept up the onslaught until the traps were set. When I went out on those claims in 1982, I had to dig out a whole corner full of porcupine and bear poop so we could make it good enough to spend a couple nights in. It's still out there as of 2016.
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    • Sharon Wright
       Wayne and Scarlett Hall live across the river and a few miles downstream from Eagle. When I visited there last a few years ago they had one that came in after lights out at night. He/she came in through a flap in the door, made the rounds, prospected for scraps and left silently. A traveling partner who was sleeping on the couch woke to find (Modoc" perched on his stomach watching his chest rise and fall.. once in a lifetime experience.


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Best headlines ever

Naked pair fed LSD gummy worm to dog

Owners of a Noah's Ark replica file a lawsuit over rain damage

In Southcentral Alaska earthquake, damage originated in the ground, engineers say

A headline that could only be written in Alaska: At state cross country, Glacier Bears and Grizzlies sweep, Lynx repeat, Wolverines make history — and a black bear crosses the trail

Man kills self before shooting wife and daughter

Alabama governor candidate caught in lesbian sperm donation scandal

Sister hits moose on way to visit sister who hit moose.

Man caught driving stolen car filled with radioactive uranium, rattlesnake, whiskey

Man loses his testicles after attempting to smoke weed through a SCUBA tank

Church Mutual Insurance won't cover Church's flood damage because it's 'an act of God'

Homicide victims rarely talk to police

Meerkat Expert Attacked Monkey Handler Over Love Affair with Llama Keeper

GOP congressman opposes gun control because gay marriage leads to bestiality

Owner of killer bear chokes to death on sex toy

Support for legalizing pot hits all-time high

Give me all your money or my penguin will explode

How zombie worms have sex in whale bones

Crocodile steals zoo worker's lawn mower

Woman shot by oven while trying to cook waffles

Nude beach blowjob jet ski fight leads to wife's death

Woman stabs husband with squirrel for not buying beer Christmas Eve

GOPer files complaint against Democrat for telling the truth about Big Lie social posts

Man shot dead on Syracuse Street for 2nd time in 2 days

Alaska woman punches bear in face, saves dog

Johnny Rotten suffers flea bite on his penis after rescuing squirrel

Memorable quotations

The best way to know you are having an adventure is when you wish you were home talking about it." — a mechanic on the Alaska State Ferry System. Or as in my own case planning how I will be writing it on this blog.

"You can't promote principled anti-corruption without pissing off corrupt people." — George Kent

"If only the British had held on to the airports, the whole thing might have gone differently for us." — Mick Jagger

"You can do anything as long as you don't scare the horses." — a mother's favorite saying recalled by a friend

A poem is an egg with a horse inside” — anonymous fourth grader

“My children will likely turn my picture to the wall but what the hell, you only get old once." — Joe May

“Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.” — Ernest Hemingway

When I write, I feel like an armless, legless man with a crayon in his mouth. Kurt Vonnegut

“If you wrote something for which someone sent you a cheque, if you cashed the cheque and it didn't bounce, and if you then paid the light bill with the money, I consider you talented.”Stephen King

The thing about ignorance is, you don't have to remain ignorant. — me again"

"It was like the aftermath of an orgasm with the wrong partner." – David Lagercrants “The Girl in the Spider’s Web.”

Why worry about dying, you aren't going to live to regret it.

Never debate with someone who gets ink by the barrel" — George Hayes, former Alaska Attorney General who died recently

My dear Mr. Frost: two roads never diverge in a yellow wood. Three roads meet there. — @Shakespeare on Twitter

Normal is how somebody else thinks you should act.

"The mark of a great shiphandler is never getting into situations that require great shiphandling," Adm. Ernest King, USN

Me: Does the restaurant have cute waitresses?

My friend Gail: All waitresses are cute when you're hungry.

I'm not a writer, but sometimes I push around words to see what happens. – Scott Berry

I realized today how many of my stories start out "years ago." What's next? Once upon a time?"

“The rivers of Alaska are strewn with the bones of men who made but one mistake” - Fred McGarry, a Nushagak Trapper

Many people hear voices when no one is there. Some of them are called mad and are shut up in rooms where they stared at walls all day. Others are called writers and they do pretty much the same thing. – Meg Chittenden

A non-writing writer is a monster courting insanity. – Franz Kafka

We are all immortal until the one day we are not. – me again

If the muse is late, start without her – Peter S. Beagle

Substitute ‘damn’ every time you’re inclined to write ‘very;’ your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be. ~Mark Twain Actually you could do the same thing with the word "really" as in "really cold."

If you are looking for an experience that will temper your vanity, this is it. There's no one to impress when you're alone on the trap line. – Michael Carey quoting his father's journal

Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing. – Benjamin Franklin

It’s nervous work. The state you need to write in is the state that others are paying large sums of money to get rid of. – Shirley Hazzard

So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence -- Bertrand Russell

You know that I always just wanted to have a small ship to take stuff from a place that had a lot of that stuff to a place that did not have a lot of that stuff and so prosper.—Jackie Faber, “The Wake of the Lorelei Lee”

If you attack the arguer instead of the argument, you lose both

If an insurance company won’t pay for damages caused by an “act of God,” shouldn’t it then have to prove the existence of God? – I said that

I used to think getting old was about vanity—but actually it’s about losing people you love. Getting wrinkles is trivial. – Eugene O’Neill

German General to Swiss General: “You have only 500,000 men in your army; what would you do if I invaded with 1 million men?”

Swiss General: “Well, I suppose every one of my soldiers would need to fire twice.”

Writing is the only thing that when I do it, I don’t feel I should be doing something else.—Gloria Steinem

Exceed your bandwidth—sign on the wall of the maintenance shop at the West Coast/Alaska Tsunami Warning Center

One thing I do know, if you keep at it, you usually wind up getting something done.—Patricia Monaghan

Do you want to know what kind of person makes the best reporter? I’ll tell you. A borderline sociopath. Someone smart, inquisitive, stubborn, disorganized, chaotic, and in a perpetual state of simmering rage at the failings of the world.—Brett Arends

It is a very simple mind that only knows how to spell a word one way.—Andrew Jackson

3:30 is too late or too early to do anything—Rene Descartes

Everything is okay when it’s 50-below as long as everything is okay. – an Alaskan in Tom Walker’s “The Seventymile Kid”

You can have your own opinion but you can’t have your own science.—commenter arguing on a story about polar bears and global warming

He looks at three ex wives as a good start—TV police drama

Talkeetna: A friendly little drinking town with a climbing problem.—a handmade bumper sticker

“You’re either into the wall or into the show”—Marco Andretti on giving it all to qualify last at the 2011 Indy 500

Makeup is not for the faint of heart—the makeup guerrilla

“I’m going to relax in a very adult manner.”—Danica Patrick after sweating it out and qualifying half an hour before Andretti

“Asking Congress to come back is like asking a mugger to come back because he forgot your wallet.”—a roundtable participant on Fox of all places

As Republicans go further back in the conception process to define when life actually begins, I am beginning to think the eventual definition will be life begins in the beer I was drinking when I met her.—me again

Hunting is a “critical element for the long-term conservation of wood bison.”—a state department of Fish and Game official explaining why the state would not go along with a federal plan to reintroduce wood bison in Alaska because the agreement did not specifically allow hunting

Each day do something that won’t compute – anon

I can’t belive I still have to protest this shit – a sign carriend by an elderly woman at an Occupy demonstration

Life should be a little nuts or else it’s just a bunch of Thursdays strung together—Kevin Costner as Beau Burroughs in “Rumor has it”

You’re just a wanker whipping up fear —Irish President Michael D. Higgins to a tea party radio announcer

Being president doesn’t change who you are; it reveals who you are—Michelle Obama

Sports malaprops

Commenting on an athlete with hearing impairment he said the player didn’t show any “uncomfortability.” “He's not doing things he can't do."

"… there's a fearlessment about him …"

"He's got to have the lead if he's going to win this race." "

"Kansas has always had the ability to score with the basketball."

"NFL to put computer chips in balls." Oh, that's gotta hurt.

"Now that you're in the finals you have to run the race that's going to get you on the podium."

"It's very important for both sides that they stay on their feet."

This is why you get to hate sportscasters. Kansas beats Texas for the first time since 1938. So the pundits open their segment with the question "let's talk about what went wrong." Wrong? Kansas WON a football game! That's what went RIGHT!

"I brought out the thermostat to show you how cold it is here." Points to a thermometer reading zero in Minneapolis.

"It's tough to win on the road when you turn the ball over." Oh, really? Like you can do all right if you turn the ball over playing at home?

Cliches so embedded in sportscasters' minds they can't help themselves: "Minnesota fell from the ranks of the undefeated today." What ranks? They were the only undefeated team left.

A good one: A 5'10" player went up and caught a pass off a defensive back over six feet tall. The quote? "He's got some hops."

Best homonym of the day so far: "It's all tied. Alabama 34, Kentucky 3." Oh, Tide.

"Steve Hooker commentates on his Olympic pole vault gold medal." When "comments" just won't do.

"He's certainly capable of the top ten, maybe even higher than that."

"Atlanta is capable of doing what they're doing."

"Biyombo, one of seven kids from the Republic of Congo." In the NBA? In America? In his whole country?

"You can't come out and be aggressive but you can't come out and be unaggressive."

"They're gonna be in every game they play!"

"First you have to get two strikes on the hitter before you get the strikeout."

"The game ended in the final seconds." You have to wonder when the others ended or are they still going on?

How is a team down by one touchdown before the half "totally demoralized?"

"If they score runs they will win."

"I think the matchup is what it is"

After a play a Houston defender was on his knees, his head on the ground and his hand underneath him appeared to clutch a very sensitive part of the male anatomy. He rolled onto his back and quickly removed his hand. (Remember the old Cosby routine "you cannot touch certain parts of your body?") Finally they helped the guy to the sideline and then the replay was shown. In it the guy clearly took a hard knee between his thighs. As this was being shown, one of the announcers says, "It looks like he hurt his shoulder." The other agrees and then they both talk about how serious a shoulder injury can be. Were we watching the same game?

"Somebody is going to be the quarterback or we're going to see a new quarterback."

"That was a playmaker making a play.”