Monday, April 28, 2025

Shades of the sloop John B; the worst trip I've ever been on

FV Tradition

A NOTE: I've posted a number of articles about boats here and just about all of them express my joy at life on the water. Even the difficulties in retrospect are fond memories. I only made one trip I regret taking and it has been bothering me for years. When I ran across one of the other participants the other day and the anger boiled up in me again I decided maybe it was time to tell the tale.

 

When I first considered writing this story, I wasn't sure where to begin. Events affecting the outcome occurred over most of a decade. I finally decided to start with the first incident, though it won't seem connected, so here goes.

I met a woman friend of a friend in Valdez, Alaska, in the early to mid 80s. I'm not sure of the date or exact place, probably in the harbor on the docks. As our friendship developed one day she told me about a horrid experience she'd had sailing. She had gone out on one of those learn-to-sail charters in the Caribbean and been treated poorly, even ridiculed. She told me the operator had said she shouldn't be on boats and some day she'd kill somebody. It had crushed her as she had that dream of living on a boat that we all had. As it was early for the tourist season I suggested taking her sailing on a small boat I was pretty sure I could borrow. She jumped at the chance and a day later we sailed out of the harbor and spent three cold days on the water, even enduring a snow squall along the way. The best part was we had a good time. Given the weather we began writing Jimmie Buffett a cold-climate sailing song. We were going to call it Carhartt Sailors. The upshot of it all was she had a good time sailing and her dream came alive again. A year or two later she bought a small sailboat and lived on one or another for the rest of the time I knew her.

By the early 90s I had married, moved off the boats and taken an office job, still close to the water as a manager for a fleet of oil spill response vessels. Before I took that job I did a short charter on Tradition, an 83-foot fish tender/longliner, ferrying some folks surveying spots in the bay for a potential natural gas facility.

Apparently I did a good job because the owner, who also owned one of two fish-processing operations in town, asked me to take the boat south to the Puget Sound area for the winter. I jumped at the chance and because my new occupation wasn't totally established yet my employer said OK. That trip was a story in itself so I'm not going to dwell on it here. Enough to say we ran into foul weather along the way and it took longer than I expected. But we got it delivered, and had new stories to tell so it was all good.

The downturn in this story arrived the following spring when it came time to bring the Tradition back to Alaska. It. started out fine when I was invited to take the trip north but soured quickly.

The owner had hired a new captain, an engineer and one crewman who were to stay with the boat through the black cod commercial fishing season that was coming up shortly. He said he was a little uncomfortable with the captain and asked me to go along to keep an eye on things. A boat trip sounded like just the thing after a long winter in an office and once again the employer let me go.

After a flight to Seattle, I met the owner in his office and he explained his concerns and also there was an issue about a woman the captain wanted to bring along. Guess who. That's right my sailing friend from a few years previous. The owner didn't want her to go. I told him he couldn’t go wrong allowing her on the trip. I said she was a good hand and any boat she sailed on would come back in better shape than before she came aboard. He eventually capitulated and let her go.

He also told me he wasn't sure about the captain; described him as young, brash and perhaps overconfident with little experience in Alaska waters. He had come north during the recent Exxon Valdez oil spill and stuck around looking for work. The owner wanted me to evaluate the guy and be there in case there was any problem. I was already a little hesitant. Then he drove me to the boat where preparations were well under way.

The skipper who had run the boat before me also came by and handed me a box of charts for the trip. When I had run it there were charts aboard but he told me they had disappeared somehow. So we went aboard and I sensed an immediate cold shoulder, even from the sailing woman which surprised me.

I wasn't aboard 10 minutes when I noticed a problem. Heading south the previous fall we carried a small van on deck. The previous skipper had pad eyes welded to the deck — loops of heavy steel which were used to anchor chain binders to the deck and which were then attached to the vehicle, holding it tightly in place. You really don't want a full-sized van rolling around on deck in a storm. Instead of using the pad eyes and binders this guy had simply wedged a few pieces of lumber between the van and the gunn'els. With any kind of rough weather bouncing the boat around those would have fallen and we'd have a loose vehicle on deck. In addition he'd placed the van over the only access to the aft hold, so if something went wrong we would not have been able to access the hold.

For the most part during the preparations I wandered around, helping where I could. At one point I offered to go up in the wheelhouse and organize the charts to which the sailor woman replied "oh, we don't use charts."

"What!!?"

She pointed out a cruising guide for that coast, a copy of which I also owned, but was no substitute for actual nautical charts. For example the charts in it are miniaturized versions of the real thing and each carries this disclaimer: "Not to be used for navigation." The scale was so tiny you could not use it to find a safe way into one of the many small bays along the way in case you sought shelter from a gale, nor could you fix your exact position with any accuracy It also carries advertising and lists the amenities in various ports in case you wanted to find one that held a sushi bar. As far as real, accurate navigation they are next to useless. I hid the box of charts my friend had given me, ready to haul them out if they were needed.

We had one other clash before we left. I was told to make my bunk in the forepeak and I firmly refused. This boat is light in the bow and any sort of waves turn the forepeak into the inside of a drum. No way I was going to sleep there. The crewman and the engineer had the other two bunks. I even offered to hot-bunk with someone rather than sleep there. Also I might have felt a little stuffy about it, too, being the owner's rep and all, not that it seemed to matter. Eventually the crewman gave in and moved to the forepeak. I kept trying to tell myself I was here for a boat ride. Fortunately we didn't spend much time shoreside while I was on board and within a day or so we departed.

It felt good to be under way heading for the Canadian border, a trip I had made several times before. The calm didn't last long, just until I first took the helm and the captain and I entered a conflict that was to continue for the rest of the trip. This takes a little background. In a twin-engined vessel both engines should run at the same rpms. This can be achieved a couple of ways. One is to match what the individual engine's tachometers tell you. The second is by using the harmonic that comes in when both engines are matched — two-part harmony if you will. I knew from my previous trip in this vessel that the tachometers at the helm (or one of them) were off, so I relied on the harmonic. There were two tachometers in the engine room as well and on the previous trip with my crew minding the helm I had gone below and when my harmonic came in, those two tachometers were synchronized. That confirmed it for me.

So when I took the helm the first time, the captain just about screamed at me that the engines were out of synch because the tachometers didn't match. I tried to explain it to him but he was so angry he wasn't listening. I even moved the throttles so the tachs matched but he still didn't get it. It was a disagreement that was to last for the entire trip. [Thinking about it later, I guessed in the short time the new captain had run the boat he had synchronized the engines by aligning the two helm tachometers and had gotten a different harmonic than the one I heard.]

Shortly after we departed and all along the way I noticed occasional slights and disinterested or no reactions to my attempts to add comments to the general ongoing conversation. It was obvious they didn't want me there. As all I had wanted to do was take a boat ride, I ignored them for the most part in an attempt to enjoy the trip.

With good weather and calm winds and water we progressed along the Canadian Coast for about a week and landed in Ketchikan, Alaska, ostensibly to take on some supplies. With little to do there since the famous harbor bar (Shamrock?) had closed I wandered around the boat and eventually went down into the engine room. Figuring I should do something to honor my commitment to the owner I started pulling the dipsticks on the two main engines and the two generators. I had experienced a problem with lubricants on the way south and hoped it had been repaired. The starboard main was the last one I checked and to my horror when I pulled the dipstick there wasn't a drop of moisture on it. We had an engineer on board for crying out loud and he had let one of the main engines run dry of oil. I took the dry dipstick and showed it to the captain. He mumbled something about a previous operator telling him he never had to check the oil. Who in the hell does that? On boats I ran I checked the oil morning and night. Offshore I would shut one engine down while we ran on the other, checked the oil level, and then switched to check the other. On this trip we were about to head out into the Gulf of Alaska for a 350-mile run offshore on a main engine with no oil in it. What did the captain do? He gathered the crew and said very firmly from then forward only he and the engineer were allowed in the engine room. Sometime in that period the engineer decided to repack the rudder shafts. These are held in pipes that come up through the hull in the lazarette and occasionally need material stuffed into them to prevent too much water coming in. A little is good for lubrication

But the conflicts weren't quite over yet. We proceeded north through the Inside Passage. Now,

Admiralty Island is in the center. To the left Chatham Strait leads 

into Icy Strait then into the Gulf of Alaska. Stephens 

Passage on the right of the island leads north toward 

Juneau then in a roundabout way into Icy Strait.

 


there are two main routes running north and south, Chatham Strait and Stephens Passage. Chatham is the outer, shorter route on the west side of Admiralty Island, wider and sometimes more vulnerable to weather. Stephens on the east side of the island, is generally calmer but takes a longer route around the north end of the island to reach the gulf. By the time you enter either one you already begin looking at weather in the gulf for the crossing. All looked good ahead.

I woke from a nap and looked out over the water, clear, flat, calm, green — Stephens Passage. I went up to the wheelhouse and I hope politely asked why we were in Stephens Passage. I was told everybody goes this way. His lack of knowledge about Alaska was beginning to show. Everybody doesn't use Stephens Passage unless they are going to Juneau. Everybody going farther north uses Chatham. In at least a dozen trips in either direction I only used Stephens once and that was the previous fall when heading south I went into Juneau for fuel.

I mentioned that it was about four hours longer this way. He said he wanted to time the arrival so we would dock in daylight. I shook my head. There was also the question of the cost of fuel adding four hours to the trip.

It's general knowledge that if you have a good weather forecast for the Gulf of Alaska, you go, no timing your arrival, just get across the gulf. The weather can change any time. I had spent the better part of 36 hours at the helm of a 40-foot sailboat in 50+ foot waves learning that lesson. Fortunately the weather held as did the starboard engine and we docked in Valdez in daylight.

Several people were on the dock including the owner, the previous skipper and my wife. I had to get something from the lazarette and discovered water up to the middle of my thighs. So much for that engineer. We had gone across the gulf with our rudder shafts leaking into the boat

I grabbed my stuff and the box of charts for my friend and left the boat. I hugged my wife and walked over to the owner whom I knew was expecting something. I told him I would come by first thing in the morning and I think he could tell by the frustrated expression on my face that I had a lot to tell.

I returned early the next day and walked into his office. He pointed to a chair and I sat down, looked him straight in the eye and said, "I'd fire them all right now."

Then I told him everything I've written here. "They were too stupid to realize why I was on the boat in the first place." They were gone by noon. Then he asked me if I would run the boat through the black cod season. I had to decline. I don't know anything about commercial fishing for cod.

And now to bring this story full circle, I learned after the trip that the sailor woman whose faith in herself and sailing I had helped renew and who wouldn't have been allowed on this trip if I hadn't advocated for her had told the owner when my name came up during early negotiations that I was "on boats for all the wrong reasons." In retrospect I think that insult was the biggest disappointment of all. 

A friend's comment:    Sharon Wright

Great story. And the Caribbean sailors who told the woman she didn't belong on a boat and might kill someone? She should have listened to them.

 

 Here's the story about those big waves in the Gulf of Alaska

Tradition icing up on the trip south the year before 

Messing about in boats — more sea stories

 

A FOOTNOTE: In 2007 the Tradition sank at a Whittier, Alaska dock. Apparently it has been on the beach there ever since. Here's that story


 


Monday, April 7, 2025

Paranoia on the interweb

I have have tried to be fearless in my disdain for Donald Trump and his actions. Of course always in 
the back of my mind lingered the thought of his retribution Two actions this past week brought those fears to the foreground.
 
Adventures in computing: Are facebook and Google connected? As part of my morning routine, I check stats for my blog to see how many hits it received and what posts were checked in the previous 24 hours. Normally the hits are in triple digits with a dozen or more posts listed even in these days when I don't post much. Imagine my shock two days ago when only 3 hits showed up and then 8 this morning. As usual I panicked and chased through everything Google had to offer but found no indication Musk's DOGErs had tampered with it. I tried to think what else I had changed, The only thing I could think of was changing who could see my facebook posts during my previous paranoid episode. It turns out mistakenly I had selected an option that allowed no one to see my posts unless I specifically allowed it. Still nothing I do on facebook should affect something on Google Blogger. I changed it to"everyone" and by the time I got back to my blog the hits were in double figures and went to more than 100 in an hour. Ten hours later it was 185. Fixed, I think, but who would have guessed?

Here's the earlier adventure (April 3, 2025) Trump malaise takes a turn into paranoia. Earlier this week I shared a meme with a picture of a cheese wedge crushing a Tesla truck. A day or so later I noticed it had received two likes one from someone I know but I did not recognize the other name. When I clicked to search further it came up as someone who works at the White House who also had put up the original post. Immediate panic. I went to the sender's page which had several seemingly valid White House postings.I have not been quiet about Trump and his minions. Was this an effort to single me out and exact some sort of retribution?. Immediately I blocked the sender and then deleted the post then took one step further activating restrictions on who could see my posts to "just friends." But, now I wonder.

Best headlines ever

Naked pair fed LSD gummy worm to dog

Owners of a Noah's Ark replica file a lawsuit over rain damage

In Southcentral Alaska earthquake, damage originated in the ground, engineers say

A headline that could only be written in Alaska: At state cross country, Glacier Bears and Grizzlies sweep, Lynx repeat, Wolverines make history — and a black bear crosses the trail

Man kills self before shooting wife and daughter

Alabama governor candidate caught in lesbian sperm donation scandal

Sister hits moose on way to visit sister who hit moose.

Man caught driving stolen car filled with radioactive uranium, rattlesnake, whiskey

Man loses his testicles after attempting to smoke weed through a SCUBA tank

Church Mutual Insurance won't cover Church's flood damage because it's 'an act of God'

Homicide victims rarely talk to police

Meerkat Expert Attacked Monkey Handler Over Love Affair with Llama Keeper

GOP congressman opposes gun control because gay marriage leads to bestiality

Owner of killer bear chokes to death on sex toy

Support for legalizing pot hits all-time high

Give me all your money or my penguin will explode

How zombie worms have sex in whale bones

Crocodile steals zoo worker's lawn mower

Woman shot by oven while trying to cook waffles

Nude beach blowjob jet ski fight leads to wife's death

Woman stabs husband with squirrel for not buying beer Christmas Eve

GOPer files complaint against Democrat for telling the truth about Big Lie social posts

Man shot dead on Syracuse Street for 2nd time in 2 days

Alaska woman punches bear in face, saves dog

Johnny Rotten suffers flea bite on his penis after rescuing squirrel

Memorable quotations

The best way to know you are having an adventure is when you wish you were home talking about it." — a mechanic on the Alaska State Ferry System. Or as in my own case planning how I will be writing it on this blog.

"You can't promote principled anti-corruption without pissing off corrupt people." — George Kent

"If only the British had held on to the airports, the whole thing might have gone differently for us." — Mick Jagger

"You can do anything as long as you don't scare the horses." — a mother's favorite saying recalled by a friend

A poem is an egg with a horse inside” — anonymous fourth grader

“My children will likely turn my picture to the wall but what the hell, you only get old once." — Joe May

“Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.” — Ernest Hemingway

When I write, I feel like an armless, legless man with a crayon in his mouth. Kurt Vonnegut

“If you wrote something for which someone sent you a cheque, if you cashed the cheque and it didn't bounce, and if you then paid the light bill with the money, I consider you talented.”Stephen King

The thing about ignorance is, you don't have to remain ignorant. — me again"

"It was like the aftermath of an orgasm with the wrong partner." – David Lagercrants “The Girl in the Spider’s Web.”

Why worry about dying, you aren't going to live to regret it.

Never debate with someone who gets ink by the barrel" — George Hayes, former Alaska Attorney General who died recently

My dear Mr. Frost: two roads never diverge in a yellow wood. Three roads meet there. — @Shakespeare on Twitter

Normal is how somebody else thinks you should act.

"The mark of a great shiphandler is never getting into situations that require great shiphandling," Adm. Ernest King, USN

Me: Does the restaurant have cute waitresses?

My friend Gail: All waitresses are cute when you're hungry.

I'm not a writer, but sometimes I push around words to see what happens. – Scott Berry

I realized today how many of my stories start out "years ago." What's next? Once upon a time?"

“The rivers of Alaska are strewn with the bones of men who made but one mistake” - Fred McGarry, a Nushagak Trapper

Many people hear voices when no one is there. Some of them are called mad and are shut up in rooms where they stared at walls all day. Others are called writers and they do pretty much the same thing. – Meg Chittenden

A non-writing writer is a monster courting insanity. – Franz Kafka

We are all immortal until the one day we are not. – me again

If the muse is late, start without her – Peter S. Beagle

Substitute ‘damn’ every time you’re inclined to write ‘very;’ your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be. ~Mark Twain Actually you could do the same thing with the word "really" as in "really cold."

If you are looking for an experience that will temper your vanity, this is it. There's no one to impress when you're alone on the trap line. – Michael Carey quoting his father's journal

Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing. – Benjamin Franklin

It’s nervous work. The state you need to write in is the state that others are paying large sums of money to get rid of. – Shirley Hazzard

So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence -- Bertrand Russell

You know that I always just wanted to have a small ship to take stuff from a place that had a lot of that stuff to a place that did not have a lot of that stuff and so prosper.—Jackie Faber, “The Wake of the Lorelei Lee”

If you attack the arguer instead of the argument, you lose both

If an insurance company won’t pay for damages caused by an “act of God,” shouldn’t it then have to prove the existence of God? – I said that

I used to think getting old was about vanity—but actually it’s about losing people you love. Getting wrinkles is trivial. – Eugene O’Neill

German General to Swiss General: “You have only 500,000 men in your army; what would you do if I invaded with 1 million men?”

Swiss General: “Well, I suppose every one of my soldiers would need to fire twice.”

Writing is the only thing that when I do it, I don’t feel I should be doing something else.—Gloria Steinem

Exceed your bandwidth—sign on the wall of the maintenance shop at the West Coast/Alaska Tsunami Warning Center

One thing I do know, if you keep at it, you usually wind up getting something done.—Patricia Monaghan

Do you want to know what kind of person makes the best reporter? I’ll tell you. A borderline sociopath. Someone smart, inquisitive, stubborn, disorganized, chaotic, and in a perpetual state of simmering rage at the failings of the world.—Brett Arends

It is a very simple mind that only knows how to spell a word one way.—Andrew Jackson

3:30 is too late or too early to do anything—Rene Descartes

Everything is okay when it’s 50-below as long as everything is okay. – an Alaskan in Tom Walker’s “The Seventymile Kid”

You can have your own opinion but you can’t have your own science.—commenter arguing on a story about polar bears and global warming

He looks at three ex wives as a good start—TV police drama

Talkeetna: A friendly little drinking town with a climbing problem.—a handmade bumper sticker

“You’re either into the wall or into the show”—Marco Andretti on giving it all to qualify last at the 2011 Indy 500

Makeup is not for the faint of heart—the makeup guerrilla

“I’m going to relax in a very adult manner.”—Danica Patrick after sweating it out and qualifying half an hour before Andretti

“Asking Congress to come back is like asking a mugger to come back because he forgot your wallet.”—a roundtable participant on Fox of all places

As Republicans go further back in the conception process to define when life actually begins, I am beginning to think the eventual definition will be life begins in the beer I was drinking when I met her.—me again

Hunting is a “critical element for the long-term conservation of wood bison.”—a state department of Fish and Game official explaining why the state would not go along with a federal plan to reintroduce wood bison in Alaska because the agreement did not specifically allow hunting

Each day do something that won’t compute – anon

I can’t belive I still have to protest this shit – a sign carriend by an elderly woman at an Occupy demonstration

Life should be a little nuts or else it’s just a bunch of Thursdays strung together—Kevin Costner as Beau Burroughs in “Rumor has it”

You’re just a wanker whipping up fear —Irish President Michael D. Higgins to a tea party radio announcer

Being president doesn’t change who you are; it reveals who you are—Michelle Obama

Sports malaprops

Commenting on an athlete with hearing impairment he said the player didn’t show any “uncomfortability.” “He's not doing things he can't do."

"… there's a fearlessment about him …"

"He's got to have the lead if he's going to win this race." "

"Kansas has always had the ability to score with the basketball."

"NFL to put computer chips in balls." Oh, that's gotta hurt.

"Now that you're in the finals you have to run the race that's going to get you on the podium."

"It's very important for both sides that they stay on their feet."

This is why you get to hate sportscasters. Kansas beats Texas for the first time since 1938. So the pundits open their segment with the question "let's talk about what went wrong." Wrong? Kansas WON a football game! That's what went RIGHT!

"I brought out the thermostat to show you how cold it is here." Points to a thermometer reading zero in Minneapolis.

"It's tough to win on the road when you turn the ball over." Oh, really? Like you can do all right if you turn the ball over playing at home?

Cliches so embedded in sportscasters' minds they can't help themselves: "Minnesota fell from the ranks of the undefeated today." What ranks? They were the only undefeated team left.

A good one: A 5'10" player went up and caught a pass off a defensive back over six feet tall. The quote? "He's got some hops."

Best homonym of the day so far: "It's all tied. Alabama 34, Kentucky 3." Oh, Tide.

"Steve Hooker commentates on his Olympic pole vault gold medal." When "comments" just won't do.

"He's certainly capable of the top ten, maybe even higher than that."

"Atlanta is capable of doing what they're doing."

"Biyombo, one of seven kids from the Republic of Congo." In the NBA? In America? In his whole country?

"You can't come out and be aggressive but you can't come out and be unaggressive."

"They're gonna be in every game they play!"

"First you have to get two strikes on the hitter before you get the strikeout."

"The game ended in the final seconds." You have to wonder when the others ended or are they still going on?

How is a team down by one touchdown before the half "totally demoralized?"

"If they score runs they will win."

"I think the matchup is what it is"

After a play a Houston defender was on his knees, his head on the ground and his hand underneath him appeared to clutch a very sensitive part of the male anatomy. He rolled onto his back and quickly removed his hand. (Remember the old Cosby routine "you cannot touch certain parts of your body?") Finally they helped the guy to the sideline and then the replay was shown. In it the guy clearly took a hard knee between his thighs. As this was being shown, one of the announcers says, "It looks like he hurt his shoulder." The other agrees and then they both talk about how serious a shoulder injury can be. Were we watching the same game?

"Somebody is going to be the quarterback or we're going to see a new quarterback."

"That was a playmaker making a play.”