What seems like a very short time ago I made a new friend. Unfortunately on the occasion of our first socializing she told me she was moving a long way away in two weeks, like from the harshest climate in the United States to the mildest. She is gone now, but I did receive a text when she arrived at her new home and it announced the arrival but also said something about if things didn’t work out she would be back “Septemberish.”
I had to think about that for a moment and about my own adventures and then I wrote back that she had to think forward not backward and that the first part of a new adventure is almost always a little intimidating.
Upon further reflection, more crossed my mind, about handling the early part of an adventure and about what had landed me in that situation in the first place.
I remember setting out on an ocean voyage once and one of the fellows on board apologized ahead of time for the depression he expected to experience after a day or so when he realized he had gotten himself into this once again.
I have had the same feeling at times when I felt the creative rush that gets me about a chapter and a half into a book until the inspiration wears off and it hits me that aw gees, this is the start of a year in my life. There are several well-intended, misguided attempts around here somewhere that were cut short by that realization. The same thing happened in the early days of building the three houses I built too. Fortunately I worked through it and persevered in those endeavors.
But then there are those thoughts that get you started in the first place, like the first time I went skiing. My friend and I stood at the top of the expert slope at a Western New York ski area (not exactly Vail). It looked pretty frightful to tell the truth. My friend said, “What’s the fun of doing something if you know how?” With that he took off down that hill and after an “oh crap,” I followed.
I still remember sitting across the desk from the banker who was about to give me the loan to build my first real house. All I had ever built to that point was the very simple cabin at the East Pole and a dog house. She asked, “Can you build this house?” Exactly $100,000 of her bank’s money was at stake. I remember taking a measured but deep breath and looking at the ceiling, then the wall, then out the window and then turning to look her straight in the eye and saying, “Yes.” Inside I felt nothing close to the confidence I was hoping I was showing her.
And, like, you always think those trapeze artists who work without a net are fearless, but I don’t think so. I think it just makes them better and more careful because they know they are going to get hurt if they fall, as opposed to those who work with a net and know a fall is just that much more fun.
Was it Ben Franklin who said “nothing ventured, nothing gained?”
And I know Jimmy Buffett sang “we did it for the stories we could tell.”
And Crosby, Stills and Nash sang about, “...time we have wasted on the way.”
Or was it Gary Bacon screaming down that ski slope at Kissing Bridge, New York, his panicked “OOOOhhhhhhh, damn” fading into the distance?
Have you envied “all the dancers who have all the nerve?”
The urge is getting stronger every day to get it on again.
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Memorable quotations
The best way to know you are having an adventure is when you wish you were home talking about it." — a mechanic on the Alaska State Ferry System. Or as in my own case planning how I will be writing it on this blog.
"You can't promote principled anti-corruption without pissing off corrupt people." — George Kent
"If only the British had held on to the airports, the whole thing might have gone differently for us." — Mick Jagger
"You can do anything as long as you don't scare the horses." — a mother's favorite saying recalled by a friend
A poem is an egg with a horse inside” — anonymous fourth grader
“My children will likely turn my picture to the wall but what the hell, you only get old once." — Joe May
“Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.” — Ernest Hemingway
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“If you wrote something for which someone sent you a cheque, if you cashed the cheque and it didn't bounce, and if you then paid the light bill with the money, I consider you talented.”―Stephen King
The thing about ignorance is, you don't have to remain ignorant. — me again"
"It was like the aftermath of an orgasm with the wrong partner." – David Lagercrants “The Girl in the Spider’s Web.”
Why worry about dying, you aren't going to live to regret it.
Never debate with someone who gets ink by the barrel" — George Hayes, former Alaska Attorney General who died recently
My dear Mr. Frost: two roads never diverge in a yellow wood. Three roads meet there. — @Shakespeare on Twitter
Normal is how somebody else thinks you should act.
"The mark of a great shiphandler is never getting into situations that require great shiphandling," Adm. Ernest King, USN
Me: Does the restaurant have cute waitresses?
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I'm not a writer, but sometimes I push around words to see what happens. – Scott Berry
I realized today how many of my stories start out "years ago." What's next? Once upon a time?"
“The rivers of Alaska are strewn with the bones of men who made but one mistake” - Fred McGarry, a Nushagak Trapper
Many people hear voices when no one is there. Some of them are called mad and are shut up in rooms where they stared at walls all day. Others are called writers and they do pretty much the same thing. – Meg Chittenden
A non-writing writer is a monster courting insanity. – Franz Kafka
We are all immortal until the one day we are not. – me again
If the muse is late, start without her – Peter S. Beagle
Substitute ‘damn’ every time you’re inclined to write ‘very;’ your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be. ~Mark Twain Actually you could do the same thing with the word "really" as in "really cold."
If you are looking for an experience that will temper your vanity, this is it. There's no one to impress when you're alone on the trap line. – Michael Carey quoting his father's journal
Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing. – Benjamin Franklin
It’s nervous work. The state you need to write in is the state that others are paying large sums of money to get rid of. – Shirley Hazzard
So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence -- Bertrand Russell
You know that I always just wanted to have a small ship to take stuff from a place that had a lot of that stuff to a place that did not have a lot of that stuff and so prosper.—Jackie Faber, “The Wake of the Lorelei Lee”
If you attack the arguer instead of the argument, you lose both
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Writing is the only thing that when I do it, I don’t feel I should be doing something else.—Gloria Steinem
Exceed your bandwidth—sign on the wall of the maintenance shop at the West Coast/Alaska Tsunami Warning Center
One thing I do know, if you keep at it, you usually wind up getting something done.—Patricia Monaghan
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It is a very simple mind that only knows how to spell a word one way.—Andrew Jackson
3:30 is too late or too early to do anything—Rene Descartes
Everything is okay when it’s 50-below as long as everything is okay. – an Alaskan in Tom Walker’s “The Seventymile Kid”
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“You’re either into the wall or into the show”—Marco Andretti on giving it all to qualify last at the 2011 Indy 500
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“I’m going to relax in a very adult manner.”—Danica Patrick after sweating it out and qualifying half an hour before Andretti
“Asking Congress to come back is like asking a mugger to come back because he forgot your wallet.”—a roundtable participant on Fox of all places
As Republicans go further back in the conception process to define when life actually begins, I am beginning to think the eventual definition will be life begins in the beer I was drinking when I met her.—me again
Hunting is a “critical element for the long-term conservation of wood bison.”—a state department of Fish and Game official explaining why the state would not go along with a federal plan to reintroduce wood bison in Alaska because the agreement did not specifically allow hunting
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